Animal Top Trumps

[Stu]

Having watched the really really exciting tv programme on the Big Cats this week and then catching a programme about sharks, I got thinking - If you could mutate an Arnie-type with the attributes of any animal and then ranked these in some kind of percent order eg strength, speed, agility etc what would come out on top in a scrap? A la the card game Top Trumps. At the moment I'd favour an Arnie/Rhino clone - some speed, heavy heavy armour, brute strength though the attack potential is limited to (some major) head butting!! What say you.....?

 

[SamT]

It would have to be something like ...
the flight capability of a peregrin falcon
Gills so you can breath underwater,
have cameleon like camo abilities
owl like night vision,
bat like radar
Bear like hardness
sea snake venom
and jaguar like stealth.

100 points - beat that.

(or am I only allowed one animal)

 

[Stu]

Could have two categories:
Single animal cross & ultimate composite!
A flying rhino sounds rock!!

 

[cap n chris]

:smokin: and there was me thinkin' it was the wrong time of year for psilocybe semilanceata

 

[Stu]

:smokin: and there was me thinkin' it was the wrong time of year for psilocybe semilanceata

No, they'd have to be drug free!!!