Hi Chalky,
No "offending or offensive" about it, you are just another cripple on this site (as I suspect many others are, me included
)
Have you tried Clingfilm over your stump and over the attachment, then squeezing in between the two layers either silicon sealant or expanding foam?
I am not sure how this will affect the integrety of the suction bond mentioned earlier in this thread but it might be worth a try??. At least the clingfilm will seperate the experiment from the bits that matter!.
(P.S., one of my granddads had only half a leg, I am not being flippant!!)