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Battery Science

On the way out of a dig today, the discharged drill battery was definitely heavier than on the way in when fully charged.

I've made a scientific deduction therefore and have decided that, when all the charged electrons shot out into the drill, they must have been replaced by stray gravitons rushing in to fill the gap.
I'm going to write this up into a more detailed thsis and publish it soon :sneaky:


(Of course, it may just have been my arm getting tired on the way out)
 

dunc

New member
Is it not just covered in mud? No idea if your dig is muddy, just a random guess based on previous experience..
 

TheBitterEnd

Well-known member
Do you have steel toecap wellies? All that electricity gets converted to magnetism in the motor and therefore the drill is attracted to your wellies.

 

andys

Well-known member
Clearly, the added mass is through the capture of "Dark Energy". Obvious, really, that dark energy and dark matter should be found in caves rather than in space!
 

Blakethwaite

New member
It's quite simple really.

Lithium is an anti-depressent. When the battery is full it will therefore feel much lighter and easy going. When run down it will feel much the same as any of is in the same situation, heavy, sluggish & hard to move. :sneaky:
 

Duncan Price

Active member
JessopSmythe said:
On the way out of a dig today, the discharged drill battery was definitely heavier than on the way in when fully charged.

Simple, the energy (E) in the battery has been converted into mass (m) according to Einstein's famous equation:

E = mc?

where c is a consonant.

The battery chemistry is important as lead acid batteries gain weight faster than lithium ones due to the density of lead (11.34 g/cm?) as opposed to lithium (0.5 g/cm?).
 

Glenn

Member
Duncan Price said:
JessopSmythe said:
On the way out of a dig today, the discharged drill battery was definitely heavier than on the way in when fully charged.

Simple, the energy (E) in the battery has been converted into mass (m) according to Einstein's famous equation:

E = mc?

where c is a consonant.


Which must prove that volts (v) are a vowel?
 

grahams

Well-known member
cavermark said:
Should we consult Carol Vorderman?
Consult Carol Vorderman - that doesn't add up.

Anyway, it's a well known fact that all the difficult software is thrown to the outer tracks of a hard drive by centripetal force. I think that this backs up the premiss of the OP regarding batteries cos it's all to to with electrons.
 
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