Best Cave For Zombie Apocalypse?

[AR]

In non-pandemic times, there's usually a zombie incursion most Mondays in Bakewell...

 

[ZombieCake]

Zombie Jerky

As well as the protein element a more balanced diet would be needed for longer term post apocalyptic survival.  Some carbs and fibre would be required, as well as things containing antioxidants and to aid digestion.  So some fava beans and a nice chianti would seem appropriate.

 

[thehungrytroglobite]

Zombie Jerky

As well as the protein element a more balanced diet would be needed for longer term post apocalyptic survival.  Some carbs and fibre would be required, as well as things containing antioxidants and to aid digestion.  So some fava beans and a nice chianti would seem appropriate.

Bold of ZombieCake to advocate for non zombie-related foods

 

[ZombieCake]

Vegetarian option could be a bit tricky.

 

[ZombieCake]

Haynes (the car workshop manual people) have produced a workshop manual guide for dealing with a zombie apocalypse.  Has a few interesting tips and pointers.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Zombie-Survival-Manual-surviving-Apocalypse/dp/0857334735/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1E5JHOUL3G73X&dchild=1&keywords=haynes+zombie+survival+manual&qid=1617732419&sprefix=haynes+zombie%2Caps%2C147&sr=8-1

 

[pwhole]

Vegetarian option could be a bit tricky.

Well they've had plenty of opportunity to change their ways, so tough. Let them eat cake. ZombieCake.

 

[ZombieCake]

Let them eat cake. ZombieCake

Oh dear, I'd better go and hide then.  Is there a cave that's human proof .... 

 

[pwhole]

Don't worry, they'll be far too tired by the time they get there and will just sit down and play guitars and sing the blues instead

 

[AR]

Don't worry, they'll be far too tired by the time they get there and will just sit down and play guitars and sing the blues instead

What, are we expecting an incursion of the Grateful Dead?

 

[pwhole]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gratefuldead/comments/1myij9/skeletons_from_the_yard/

 

[owd git]

Don't worry, they'll be far too tired by the time they get there and will just sit down and play guitars and sing the blues instead

What, are we expecting an incursion of the Grateful Dead?

No; The grateful Un-dead. Soz' Adam.

 

[AR]

Could well be the ungrateful undead for all we know....

 

[ZombieCake]

Given lockdown is ending and according to the press the zombie hordes are about to be released I found this little documentary, if a little artistic, set to a cheerful ditty on how to deal with the problem.

YouTube seems to be playing up - argh!  Look for Amaranthe Boom.

Was going to delete post as it's nicer to have the embedded vid for effect but that's not an option either.  I'll get me coat.

 

[mikem]

Probably stuck in Google, rather than YouTube:

https://youtu.be/qWZEuQImeFc