Careful peeps......

[Paul Marvin]

As the vaccine is taken from a vial containing 6 -10 doses how could you make sure there was at least one microchip in each injection? or is the microchip that small, you have multiple chips just to make sure, they must be really small as a shot of vaccine is either 5 mml or 3mml (I think).

1ML or 0.5 ML depending on which one you have ( my wife has been on the vaccine programm )

 

[2xw]

You can get the same ones that go in cats and dogs and out them in humans if you really really want an implantable RFID chip. I thought it would be cool to unlock my phone with it but it already a pin code so yano seems more effort than it's worth

Anyways none of you are being conspiratorial enough. Clearly the chips in the vaccines are NANO

 

[ZombieCake]

Anyways none of you are being conspiratorial enough.

OK here we go:
They're probably not chips in the traditional silicon sense.  A lot of research has been undertaken into organic computers.  Similarly it's been known that some virus types can control their hosts to a certain extent.  So combine the two in some seedy black ops lab.
Then give every one in the world a nasty cold (made in China of course due to the volumes needed) and then miraculously come up with a 'vaccine' of the 'dead' black ops virus particles.  No problems then with chip implants or making sure they're spread throughout the vaccine vials to ensure even distribution in injections.  The virus particles then migrate to the neurons and then the programming activates....
No trace, nothing showing on the metal detectors, and annual programming updates given by the booster jabs.  Different 'vaccines' can have different programming depending o one's role in the new world order.

 

[Laurie]

Anyways none of you are being conspiratorial enough.

OK here we go:
They're probably not chips in the traditional silicon sense.  A lot of research has been undertaken into organic computers.  Similarly it's been known that some virus types can control their hosts to a certain extent.  So combine the two in some seedy black ops lab.
Then give every one in the world a nasty cold (made in China of course due to the volumes needed) and then miraculously come up with a 'vaccine' of the 'dead' black ops virus particles.  No problems then with chip implants or making sure they're spread throughout the vaccine vials to ensure even distribution in injections.  The virus particles then migrate to the neurons and then the programming activates....
No trace, nothing showing on the metal detectors, and annual programming updates given by the booster jabs.  Different 'vaccines' can have different programming depending o one's role in the new world order.

Sounds about right.

 

[Speleofish]

As far as I'm aware, any effects of viruses on the brain or behaviour are due to destruction of brain tissue - so they don't so much modify behaviour as lead to loss of function. A more impressive example of micro-organisms affecting behaviours is the zombie-ant fungus which affects carpenter ants in South America (there are several similar examples, for example one that affects cicadas in Japan). The end result is an insect that moves to the best environment for the fungus to grow after which the insect dies and the fungus feeds on the corpse before dispersing its spores.

 

[Paul Marvin]

As far as I'm aware, any effects of viruses on the brain or behaviour are due to destruction of brain tissue - so they don't so much modify behaviour as lead to loss of function. A more impressive example of micro-organisms affecting behaviours is the zombie-ant fungus which affects carpenter ants in South America (there are several similar examples, for example one that affects cicadas in Japan). The end result is an insect that moves to the best environment for the fungus to grow after which the insect dies and the fungus feeds on the corpse before dispersing its spores.

Ha Ha WTF   

 

[royfellows]

Why waste the effort and complicate things in a world where everyone carries and electronic device and even has it pressed against their head most of the time?

 

[Fishes]

Toxoplasma gondii ate my tracking chip.

 

[pwhole]

Why waste the effort and complicate things in a world where everyone carries and electronic device and even has it pressed against their head most of the time?

It seems leaving it in its dashboard cradle is no less addictive. With guys like this about, who needs tracking chips? "Oh sh..."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-57988029

 

[kay]

As far as I'm aware, any effects of viruses on the brain or behaviour are due to destruction of brain tissue - so they don't so much modify behaviour as lead to loss of function. A more impressive example of micro-organisms affecting behaviours is the zombie-ant fungus which affects carpenter ants in South America (there are several similar examples, for example one that affects cicadas in Japan). The end result is an insect that moves to the best environment for the fungus to grow after which the insect dies and the fungus feeds on the corpse before dispersing its spores.

I thought liverfluke did something similar, got their host snails to climb up vegetation where they?re more likely to be ingested by the next, herbivore, host.

And there?s a mouse parasite somewhere which causes them to cuddle up to cats.
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[Fishes]

And there?s a mouse parasite somewhere which causes them to cuddle up to cats.

Its Toxoplasma gondii which can also infect humans.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3378833/

 

[royfellows]

The way the thread has gone I just have to mention the wee small fish that thrives in the Amazon delta.

Forget piranha, if you go waist deep it finds its way into your body to lay its eggs, you can imagine how it does this. Cant think what its called, by I would have my own name for it.

 

[RobinGriffiths]

There's also a small Amazonian fish (probably apocryphal - and maybe the same as Roy's) which if you have a wee next to the Amazon, it'll swim up the actual stream and embed itself in your wotsit.

And as for hagfish.

 

[Fulk]

It wouldn?t surprise me; given what ?God?s creatures? get up to in their need to survive and replicate, nothing (much) would surprise me, even organisms that somehow burrow into the soles of your feet and get carried around your blood stream in order to reproduce inside you, to the extent of eating into your eyes from the inside out. I wonder what the Creationists would make of the sort of cruel critters that ?God has created??

 

[paul]

There's also a small Amazonian fish (probably apocryphal - and maybe the same as Roy's) which if you have a wee next to the Amazon, it'll swim up the actual stream and embed itself in your wotsit.

And as for hagfish.

Some info on that particular fish: http://www.bbc.co.uk/earth/story/20160104-does-the-candiru-fish-really-eat-human-penises

 

[pwhole]

That's an amazing tale - thanks for sharing. I always thought it a bit ridiculous, given the effort salmon have to make to leap cascades. I know there are gravitational benefits to being small in some instances (falling from height, for example), but water is heavy, and a pee-stream is powerful. Of course I may just be trying to reassure myself. The bright red cow-arse worms in the Far Sump connection in Leviathan were pretty terrifying. I'm sure they had teeth.