Give this a try!!!

[Stu]

http://places.jump-around.com/closest/

From High Storrs Sheffield

These are worse then some websites I've hrrhmm mistakenly arrived at!!

Shatton Moor (map)
8.7 miles

Penistone (map)
12.8 miles

Jughole wood (map)
15.8 miles

Shafton Two Gates (map)
16.5 miles

Upperthong (map)
19.0 miles

Fartown (map)
23.7 miles

Hole in the Wall (map)
25.1 miles

Dirty Gutter (map)
26.8 miles

Dick Slack (map)
28.8 miles

Butty Moss (map)
29.6 miles

 

[darkplaces]

Ahh we (@c**tplaces) went though a load, take a peek here for a little fun.

http://www.c**tplaces.co.uk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=1686

 

[Stu]

This is why the British have the greatest sense of humour in the world...ever!!

 

[Dave H]

At least it found Willey, which is a few miles North of me!

 

[Stupot]

Jesus, how rude :shock: i may have to move.

Snatch House (map)
7.2 miles

Box Tunnel (map)
14.2 miles

Butt Hatch (map)
14.5 miles

Lusty Hill (map)
14.5 miles

Box Bush Farm (map)
15.4 miles

Crab Hole (map)
16.3 miles

Zig-Zag Hill (map)
27.1 miles

Sodom (map)
27.2 miles

Bullyhole Bottom (map)
27.3 miles

Handcock's Bottom (map)
31.4 miles

Stu.

 

[Wolfart]

Booby Dingle (map)
13.8 miles

Druggers End (map)
18.2 miles

Lord Hereford's Knob (map)
18.9 miles

Three Cocks (map)
21.3 miles

Piddle Brook (map)
28.5 miles

Wyre Piddle (map)
28.9 miles

Bullyhole Bottom (map)
30.9 miles

Penishapentre (map)
32.5 miles

Feckenham (map)
32.8 miles

Panty Hill (map)
32.9 miles
There must be more? Wolf

 

[martinr]

Hard Crag (map)
6.6 miles

Breasty Haw (map)
11.2 miles

Randy Pike (map)
14.8 miles

Gaping Gill (map)
18.9 miles

Cocklick End (map)
21.5 miles

Tongue Head (map)
22.6 miles

Clitheroe (map)
29.7 miles

Big End (map)
31.7 miles

Buttock (map)
32.4 miles

Crackpot (map)
33.6 miles

Here's a challenge - can anyone work out my post code using the above distances?

 

[George North]

Hmm, it's fairly similar to mine (Kendal - LA8), but probably a bit more S, or W. LA7 by any chance?

Breasty Haw (map)
5.6 miles

Hard Crag (map)
6.3 miles

Randy Pike (map)
7.4 miles

Tongue Head (map)
16.0 miles

Gaping Gill (map)
23.1 miles

Cocklick End (map)
27.7 miles

Great Cockup (map)
28.2 miles

Little Cockup (map)
28.5 miles

Willy Knot (map)
29.6 miles

Cockermouth (map)
30.8 miles

 

[Cumbrian Neil]

I shit you not... these are the names related to where I was dragged up in Cumbria!! I wonder what a Twat Hat is?? My favorite is Wide Open Dykes.

Cockermouth (map)
8.6 miles

Little Cockup (map)
12.9 miles

Great Cockup (map)
13.5 miles

Willy Knot (map)
13.7 miles

Twathats (map)
17.0 miles

Wide Open Dykes (map)
23.8 miles

Tongue Head (map)
23.9 miles

Randy Pike (map)
31.7 miles

Breasty Haw (map)
35.4 miles

Cock Play (map)
38.9 miles

These are the ones related to where I lived in Preston:

Clitheroe (map)
14.0 miles

Ramsbottom (map)
16.7 miles

Buttock (map)
16.8 miles

Big End (map)
16.8 miles

Nob End (map)
19.8 miles

Cocklick End (map)
20.3 miles

Pisser Clough (map)
24.0 miles

Hole Bottom (map)
24.6 miles

Gaping Gill (map)
28.4 miles

Dick Slack (map)
28.4 miles

Fantastic effort Stu on finding the site!! I have to go... I have a pending meeting at Cocklick End with an old girlfriend!

CN.

 

[Stu]

Hard Crag (map)
6.6 miles

Breasty Haw (map)
11.2 miles

Randy Pike (map)
14.8 miles

Gaping Gill (map)
18.9 miles

Cocklick End (map)
21.5 miles

Tongue Head (map)
22.6 miles

Clitheroe (map)
29.7 miles

Big End (map)
31.7 miles

Buttock (map)
32.4 miles

Crackpot (map)
33.6 miles

Here's a challenge - can anyone work out my post code using the above distances?

Storth? Give or take a km.

 

[twllddu]

mmm, doesn't seem to do so well in Wales:

Menlove Gardens (map)
52.4 miles

Fistard (map)
64.0 miles

Panty Hill (map)
65.0 miles

The Bog (map)
67.0 miles

Bottom Flash (map)
67.3 miles

Shavington Ho (map)
71.4 miles

Nob End (map)
76.2 miles

Smallwood (map)
76.7 miles

Ramsbottom (map)
79.7 miles

Butty Moss (map)
80.8 miles

The nearest one is in Liverpool !

 

[martinr]

Cant get the hang of this "quote" business so sorry for the way I am answering George North's posting

I asked if anyone could do the reverse: ie work out my post code using the distances I posted earlier. George North is not far out when he says it's fairly similar to his (Kendal - LA8), but probably a bit more S, or W.

It is LA5. (although I am a Mendip caver)

 

[cap n chris]

Location: Mendip. Postcode LA5, shurely shome mishtake? Oh, I geddit! The location of your caving is predominantly Mendip!

 

[martinr]

Stu got pretty damn close with Storth. Im actualy in Arnside, about 1 mile down the road from Storth.

I tried BS40 7XW which is the postcode for my club cottage, expecting Velvet Bottom to appear in the list as it is only yards away. Pitty it didnt

 

[cap n chris]

Aha, an MCG member! - No-one expects the MCG! Probably know someone called Yvonne, I speck!

Velvet bottom? - what about Twin Titties? or Trat's Crack etc..

 

[martinr]

Hi cap'n chris

FYO Yvonne is "Mrs. martinr"

 

[andymorgan]

Velvet bottom? - what about Twin Titties? or Trat's Crack etc..

Or Longwood Swallet!

 

[cap n chris]

Well done, you filthy-minded heathen. White Woman's Hole, Slitter Hole and I suppose Blackmoor Swallet might be allowed too but I don't fancy Brownes' Hole much; mind you, Claire's Crevice sounds enticing.

It's a bit early in the morning for all this malarkey.

 

[Stu]

Stu got pretty damn close with Storth. Im actualy in Arnside, about 1 mile down the road from Storth.

I tried BS40 7XW which is the postcode for my club cottage, expecting Velvet Bottom to appear in the list as it is only yards away. Pitty it didnt

AAAAgh Arnside! Cheers for keeping me awake!!



As for qoutes M, hit the "quote" button on the original posters thread rather than trying to manually place quote marks. As long as you keep in the [ ] bits you can delete out what you don't need.

 

[martinr]

As for qoutes M, hit the "quote" button on the original posters thread rather than trying to manually place quote marks. As long as you keep in the [ ] bits you can delete out what you don't need.

thanks Stu, I've been trying do work out how to do this for ages!