Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?

[Roger W]

Metal foil hats are way out of date....

 

[Chocolate fireguard]

Shouldn't have a point on a tinfoil hat as it acts like an aerial and attracts the CIA's mind control waves.  Need to use at least three layers of Turkey Bacofoil (thicker and stronger so blocks waves better) on a flat or curved surface to help reflect them.

I can flog you some made up, err I mean carefully researched, designs, with free magic beans for a very unreasonable price   Remember you're not paranoid, they are after you   

"Tin" foil was changed from tin to aluminium many years ago. Tin foil hats work as advertised. Aluminium foil actually enhances the Illuminati mind control rays and concentrate them on the brain underneath.
Wake up sheeple!

These hats are not a joke!
They work in the same way as does a microwave oven.
The dimensions of the oven are such that standing waves are set up, greatly increasing the energy density in the oven.
When a wearer of this hat uses a mobile phone the rays bounce around inside the hat in the same way as the microwaves in an oven.
We have all seen how little influence the user of a phone has over their movements under normal circumstances.
If you see someone  wearing one of these hats and using a mobile you should not approach them ? their brains will have the reasoning ability of a warmed up korma.