Have we got to the stage yet where Pete announces the winner? or tells us what he's done with it
If I tell you what I've done with it so soon, I will doubtless have lost the argument with my wife.
If I declare a winner and actually do something with it so soon, my wife will have lost the argument and then I may very well end up wearing it instead!
I think I need a few more years to think about it
(For now, it's leaning up against the log pile, where I'm unlikely to trip over it. Come winter, it will need to find a new home)