Southampton University Caving Club
Club history
At the end of the 2015-16 academic year, the Southampton University Caving Club was in shambles. It?s still unclear whether the outgoing president ever actually went in a cave. Several trips had to be cancelled due to lack of interest. An estimated ?2,500 of club funds was locked up in an account to which we had no access. More than ? of the club was about to graduate and leave Southampton. Of the 10 remaining members, the 7 of us who had actually been on trips had to fill committee positions. The reputation of SUCC as a boozy, obnoxious, and incompetent caving club was more or less accurate.
The 2016-17 committee has set out to change this. The first thing we should set straight is our history. The entry for Southampton University Caving Club on the UK Caving Wiki states that the history of SUCC is ?often naked.? While this is technically accurate, there?s a lot more to it than our state of undress. The earliest caving log books for SUCC we can find preserved in our tackle store date back to 1977, only 25 years after the founding of the University itself. Our earliest picture evidence is this grainy photograph from 1986.
Notable presidents through the ages
1994-1995: ?Claire the slut' - known only by this term, believed to have recruited people by sleeping with them.
1998-1999: ?Dead? Paul Walker - Having culled all members who didn?t vote for him, Paul went on to begin the tradition of hard partying at the club. Rewrote the constitution so that ex-presidents didn?t have to pay membership. Still caves with the club regularly and revered as an incredible font of knowledge, both on caving and how to party like it?s 1999.
1999-2000: Tim Comer - Rewrote the constitution to change back the alterations of the previous president.
2002-2003: Chris Jewel - Suspected megalomaniac. Founded CHECC while he was president. None of us would be here without him.
2006-2007: Maxine Bateman - Inspired leader and dominatrix. Allegedly used her feminine wiles to recruit the largest membership in years.
2013-2014: Laura ?Danger? Benn - Once said ?I don?t know where my money ends and the club money begins.? Now uses this legendary financial acumen to help run CHECC.
2014-2015: ?Becci? Rebecca Hayes - Unavailable for comment. Missing presumed not to give a shit anymore.
2015-2016: ?Shezident? James Lorimer Turner - Organised trips but never actually went. Rumours that he has defected to Exeter have recently been confirmed. Disavowed.
2016-2017: ?Bermuda? Dan Nash - A man with an unsettling enthusiasm for drinking, who has presided over the largest intake of freshers in recent memory. Can explode a can of beer by crushing it against his forehead with one hit, and does this often.
6 presidents of SUCC in one photo. Taken earlier this year.
Training
Owing to a larger than usual efflux of experienced members at the end of last year, SUCC ran a series of intensive leadership training trips to ensure we would be ready for freshers. Route finding practice in the Mendips, SRT and rigging in Derbyshire, and problem solving under pressure in the massive labyrinthine caves of the Czech Republic during our summer expedition there.
Recruitment
Despite our resolve to get serious caving back on the cards at SUCC, we also felt we should let potential members know that partying is a very important part of our culture. Because of this, we?ve managed to recruit lots of members with a serious interest in caving, but also pulled in a lot of freshers who just heard we had rowdy socials and ended up trying caving and love it! We now have 42 paid up members who have been on at least one trip, ? of which are new. We?ve led by example, with even the most brutally hungover committee members managing at least a cheeky Goatchurch every day of our trips.
Current activities
With all our new members we?ve struggled to put on enough trips to keep up with demand. On each trip so far we?ve filled every space in all available cars!
14th-16th October: Fresher trip to the Mendips. 28 people - our absolute max, we don?t have any more helmets! We also hosted a small delegation from SLAG (Southampton Leavers? Adventure Group) who were just there to check we hadn?t forgotten how to party.
First trip. It has to be the Belfry.
28th-30th October: Fresher trip to South Wales. 20 people, including 6 brave souls who found a Cwm Dwr - OFD2 through trip.
Working on some bold new strategies in krab stretch. Clothes were removed to permit full range of movement.
4th-6th November: Sent a small delegation to a SLAG weekend in the Mendips to check that they hadn?t forgotten how to party. Things got very weird, we butchered and ate a roadkill deer and completed the Priddy Yo-yo pub crawl.
No appropriate image found. Weekend was too bizarre.
11th-13th November: Trip to the Mendips. 18 people - including an 11 man trip down Swildon?s filming for our CHECC video.
Megatrip down Swildons. We played sardines in the upper series and did some filming.
25th-27th November: Woah, that?s right now! CHECC (22 people).
Socials
We?ve also had a social every Wednesday, and we put a lot of effort into making them fun and varied. These have got progressively weirder and boozier as the term has gone on. Highlights include:
- A toga party featuring a hot tub and a centurion challenge
- The Chameleon Social, which involved people dressing entirely in one colour and having to drink when a whistle was blown if they took too long to ?blend in?.
- A shop crawl where teams of 3 were given a shopping list of obscure alcoholic beverages to buy and consume in fastest time.
- A competition to see if the committee could outdrink the rest of the club. Everyone took it so seriously that by the end we were all way too drunk to work out who won. By far the messiest night of our lives.
WKD neck off. Current champion is social sec Ben.
Future Plans
Owing to deadlines and exams, no more trips are planned until February. Instead we will be spending our weekends teaching freshers SRT and rigging on trees in the park, and of course socials. We?re applying to the Union for additional funds so that we can bring more people on trips, as we currently don?t have enough gear. As we hope you can see, this year has seen unprecedented growth in membership and we?re working hard to change Southampton?s reputation from a drinking club with a caving problem to a club that does both to equal excess.
Club history
At the end of the 2015-16 academic year, the Southampton University Caving Club was in shambles. It?s still unclear whether the outgoing president ever actually went in a cave. Several trips had to be cancelled due to lack of interest. An estimated ?2,500 of club funds was locked up in an account to which we had no access. More than ? of the club was about to graduate and leave Southampton. Of the 10 remaining members, the 7 of us who had actually been on trips had to fill committee positions. The reputation of SUCC as a boozy, obnoxious, and incompetent caving club was more or less accurate.
The 2016-17 committee has set out to change this. The first thing we should set straight is our history. The entry for Southampton University Caving Club on the UK Caving Wiki states that the history of SUCC is ?often naked.? While this is technically accurate, there?s a lot more to it than our state of undress. The earliest caving log books for SUCC we can find preserved in our tackle store date back to 1977, only 25 years after the founding of the University itself. Our earliest picture evidence is this grainy photograph from 1986.
Notable presidents through the ages
1994-1995: ?Claire the slut' - known only by this term, believed to have recruited people by sleeping with them.
1998-1999: ?Dead? Paul Walker - Having culled all members who didn?t vote for him, Paul went on to begin the tradition of hard partying at the club. Rewrote the constitution so that ex-presidents didn?t have to pay membership. Still caves with the club regularly and revered as an incredible font of knowledge, both on caving and how to party like it?s 1999.
1999-2000: Tim Comer - Rewrote the constitution to change back the alterations of the previous president.
2002-2003: Chris Jewel - Suspected megalomaniac. Founded CHECC while he was president. None of us would be here without him.
2006-2007: Maxine Bateman - Inspired leader and dominatrix. Allegedly used her feminine wiles to recruit the largest membership in years.
2013-2014: Laura ?Danger? Benn - Once said ?I don?t know where my money ends and the club money begins.? Now uses this legendary financial acumen to help run CHECC.
2014-2015: ?Becci? Rebecca Hayes - Unavailable for comment. Missing presumed not to give a shit anymore.
2015-2016: ?Shezident? James Lorimer Turner - Organised trips but never actually went. Rumours that he has defected to Exeter have recently been confirmed. Disavowed.
2016-2017: ?Bermuda? Dan Nash - A man with an unsettling enthusiasm for drinking, who has presided over the largest intake of freshers in recent memory. Can explode a can of beer by crushing it against his forehead with one hit, and does this often.
6 presidents of SUCC in one photo. Taken earlier this year.
Training
Owing to a larger than usual efflux of experienced members at the end of last year, SUCC ran a series of intensive leadership training trips to ensure we would be ready for freshers. Route finding practice in the Mendips, SRT and rigging in Derbyshire, and problem solving under pressure in the massive labyrinthine caves of the Czech Republic during our summer expedition there.
Recruitment
Despite our resolve to get serious caving back on the cards at SUCC, we also felt we should let potential members know that partying is a very important part of our culture. Because of this, we?ve managed to recruit lots of members with a serious interest in caving, but also pulled in a lot of freshers who just heard we had rowdy socials and ended up trying caving and love it! We now have 42 paid up members who have been on at least one trip, ? of which are new. We?ve led by example, with even the most brutally hungover committee members managing at least a cheeky Goatchurch every day of our trips.
Current activities
With all our new members we?ve struggled to put on enough trips to keep up with demand. On each trip so far we?ve filled every space in all available cars!
14th-16th October: Fresher trip to the Mendips. 28 people - our absolute max, we don?t have any more helmets! We also hosted a small delegation from SLAG (Southampton Leavers? Adventure Group) who were just there to check we hadn?t forgotten how to party.
First trip. It has to be the Belfry.
28th-30th October: Fresher trip to South Wales. 20 people, including 6 brave souls who found a Cwm Dwr - OFD2 through trip.
Working on some bold new strategies in krab stretch. Clothes were removed to permit full range of movement.
4th-6th November: Sent a small delegation to a SLAG weekend in the Mendips to check that they hadn?t forgotten how to party. Things got very weird, we butchered and ate a roadkill deer and completed the Priddy Yo-yo pub crawl.
No appropriate image found. Weekend was too bizarre.
11th-13th November: Trip to the Mendips. 18 people - including an 11 man trip down Swildon?s filming for our CHECC video.
Megatrip down Swildons. We played sardines in the upper series and did some filming.
25th-27th November: Woah, that?s right now! CHECC (22 people).
Socials
We?ve also had a social every Wednesday, and we put a lot of effort into making them fun and varied. These have got progressively weirder and boozier as the term has gone on. Highlights include:
- A toga party featuring a hot tub and a centurion challenge
- The Chameleon Social, which involved people dressing entirely in one colour and having to drink when a whistle was blown if they took too long to ?blend in?.
- A shop crawl where teams of 3 were given a shopping list of obscure alcoholic beverages to buy and consume in fastest time.
- A competition to see if the committee could outdrink the rest of the club. Everyone took it so seriously that by the end we were all way too drunk to work out who won. By far the messiest night of our lives.
WKD neck off. Current champion is social sec Ben.
Future Plans
Owing to deadlines and exams, no more trips are planned until February. Instead we will be spending our weekends teaching freshers SRT and rigging on trees in the park, and of course socials. We?re applying to the Union for additional funds so that we can bring more people on trips, as we currently don?t have enough gear. As we hope you can see, this year has seen unprecedented growth in membership and we?re working hard to change Southampton?s reputation from a drinking club with a caving problem to a club that does both to equal excess.