ZombieCake
Well-known member
It seem like the Scotch Egg is the new ISO standard for a substantial meal, and a panacea. Have a pint without one and you'll get a nasty virus.
Issue is that one size doesn't quite fit all. What if you are a super model - would one of those mini ones you can get count? What if you're a bit posh - would a slice of gala pie count? Gove said he'd have one with some pickle, so does that mean you're allowed a chaser? Would a mini scotch egg and a mini pork pie (with cranberries on top) combo count in a cocktail bar? What about vegetarians (I presume you can make scotch eggs out of vegetarians)? Does anyone have an insight into the rules and convoluted legislation?
Issue is that one size doesn't quite fit all. What if you are a super model - would one of those mini ones you can get count? What if you're a bit posh - would a slice of gala pie count? Gove said he'd have one with some pickle, so does that mean you're allowed a chaser? Would a mini scotch egg and a mini pork pie (with cranberries on top) combo count in a cocktail bar? What about vegetarians (I presume you can make scotch eggs out of vegetarians)? Does anyone have an insight into the rules and convoluted legislation?