SWILDONS SUMP1 ROPE

[Elaine]

Ok, since you all know what & where it is, give it an appropriate name for future reference!

Dave :

No, I think squeezes should have girls names.

 

[graham]

Anne likes squeezing girls! 

 

[cap n chris]

The trip descriptions could end up interesting if Anne's suggestion is adopted, viz:

"At this point in the trip, Mike squeezed himself into Julia but made a hell of lot of noise and fuss as he did so; he needed several goes to force himself in her, yelling, huffing and sweating profusely as he did so".

Mind you, it would be worse if squeezes had chaps' names: especially if they were names often associated with limp wristed types.

 

[Dep]

One thing that has never failed to impress/amuse me is the potential for innuendo in caving trip writeups.
Sometimes I have to work hard to make a write-up not sound like badly-written porn, and at other times I just can't help myself.
I notice that quite a few regular posters on this forum have the same problem. 

 

[Stupot]

New sump 1 rope now installed and sign taken away from block house.

Stu.

 

[Dep]

Well done people!

 

[cap n chris]

New sump 1 rope now installed and sign taken away from block house.

Stu.

Was that the HUGE, obvious, staring-you-in-the-face-at-the-entrance sign that some people couldn't see?

 

[Stupot]

That's the one, it's beggars belief that SOMEONE could of missed it  :-\

Stu.

 

[cap n chris]

 

[Stupot]

I just see trees

 

[Hatstand]

Was that the HUGE, obvious, staring-you-in-the-face-at-the-entrance sign that some people couldn't see?

I do hope it was in Braille too for the partially sighted cavers  :spank:

(or those attempting to cave without lights)  :tease:

 

[cap n chris]

At the sports centre there's a braille sign saying "Entrance" but it's on a revolving door.

Also they've got a sign at reception saying "Reception" in braille. Thing is, surely you'd need to find Reception (with someone sat at it) first in order to be sure you'd found it.

Or am I missing something?

Caves already have braille signs - the walls. Problem is, very few people can read them.

 

[graham]

Caves already have braille signs - the walls. Problem is, very few people can read them.

You keep your mucky hands off our nice clean cave walls. 

 

[paul]

I just see trees

What trees?

 

[Hatstand]

[/quote]
You keep your mucky hands off our nice clean cave walls. 
[/quote]

Better still don't go caving at all and leave everything pristine for an elite few  :doubt:

 

[Clarie]

Anyho, bumped into Stu and gang on my way out as they were going to place a new rope in.....

Oh, was that you we passed at the top of the twenty? Sorry, I should have said hi and made sure I got your name

 

[cap n chris]

Oh, was that you we passed at the top of the twenty? Sorry, I should have said hi and made sure I got your name

No, it wasn't me really; it was just someone who looks like me. S'common mistake; easily made. There's a lot of cavers who look like me (lucky bastards, I say).

 

[The Badger]

It was just someone who looks like me....There's a lot of cavers who look like me.
[/quote]

Yeah, name one (apart from mini me) 

 

[cap n chris]

Phil the Hend, Superquick Dave, Rich the Long, Mad Fiona.

Tis the haircut wot does it.

 

[Tree Monkey]

What hair!!