The Infamous SUSS Naked Calendar !!!

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emgee

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Mark said:
So, I,m parked up in Castleton, A grubby little man approaches and says, nice Landrover Guv wanna buy a calendar, and produces the said item, four naked arses on the cover, looks good, man says i've got change for a twenty and takes my money, gives me change from a right wad in the back pocket, says we've done alright, sold loads.

Fair play boys and girls, I hope you make loadsa money.

However I was a bit disappointed as I thought it would be a bit bigger

And god help us if the Eldon do one
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So I'm in Hitch n Hike requesting a plain brown paper bag to put my calendar in only to discover I've been spotted by various members of SUSS.
 
JB

JB

Member
Gave mine as a birthday present yesterday to a friend who used to cave but hasn't been underground for some time.  She was well happy with it and thought it hilarious. Then mumbled something about the sport changing beyond all recognition and is keen for a trip this weekend.

:read: <- I particularly liked this 'giving a SUSS calendar to a female friend emoticon' that Bubba has provided!
 
Stupot

Stupot

Active member
Nice calender, although I don't think I will be hanging it in my office as the naked blokes don't really do It
for me  :yucky:

Shame every month is'nt a cave woman ............................... no one likes a hairy arse  ;)

Stu.
 
Katie

Katie

Active member
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you should have seen the girls before we photoshopped them
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Oi! We don't have hairy bums  :ras: thats just RM  :tease:
Nipples photoshopped out - Yes.... bum hair - no (at least not on any of the girls!)
 
Rob

Rob

Well-known member
Well, a great big thank you goes out to all those who have got round to getting their copy, especially those who gave extra donations.

:clap: We now have sold 100 copies! :clap:

o_O However, we only printed 100!  o_O

:clap: But the next 100 should be ready next week sometime  :clap:​

I hope everyone who is still waiting on their copy can just sit tight for a little longer. However, keep your orders coming. A little bird told me that there may be an advert in Descent next issue, so if you want a copy you'd better get there before the rest of the world!
 
littletitan

littletitan

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''A little bird told me that there may be an advert in Descent next issue, so if you want a copy you'd better get there before the rest of the world!''

...steady on Dave!! :-\
 
AndyF

AndyF

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I posted the link with pic on another non-caving forum, and have convinced several people that there is a "naturist" caving club who always cave naked, and that SUSS stands for Surplus Underwear Speleological Society
 
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emgee

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Rob said:
Well, a great big thank you goes out to all those who have got round to getting their copy, especially those who gave extra donations.

:clap: We now have sold 100 copies! :clap:

o_O However, we only printed 100!  o_O

:clap: But the next 100 should be ready next week sometime  :clap:​

I hope everyone who is still waiting on their copy can just sit tight for a little longer. However, keep your orders coming. A little bird told me that there may be an advert in Descent next issue, so if you want a copy you'd better get there before the rest of the world!
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Time to stick my copy on ebay?
 
Rob

Rob

Well-known member
Cave_Troll said:
Rob, can i have a batch of 10-20
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That's more like it!

Thought you were going to the Levellers. Guess not. OK, will bring them tomorrow.
 
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