WARNING - Human P**s in Goatchurch

[cap n chris]

I'd quite like to spend a couple of months up there visiting some reet gradeley caves! - aye.  Maybe later in the summer....

 

[Cookie]

IM(H)O there is nowt better solution.

Time?

 

[cap n chris]

Time works fine in an infrequently visited cave but isn't a suitable solution to rancid gag-vomit reactions experienced by visitors on a daily basis in one of the most popular caves in the UK. No, clearing it up is the only thing to do. Would you consider time as a realistic cleansing option for a freshly curled out Tasmanian on your work desk?

 

[james]

What a load of Woosers.  All this fuss about a bit of p**s in Goatchurch.  In my youth I dug at Cow Hole and Mutton Pot, now that is a smell to clear the bar at your local.

I have a suggestion to kill two birds with one stone.  Clearly there are too many weggies visiting Goatchurch, without proper equipment I suggest that turds, human or animal should be deposited at various points.  My favourite would 2/3 the way along in the Drainpipe.  This would sort out the men from the boys.  Press on regardless, or retreat in ignomony.

 

[rhychydwr1]

Perhaps James would like to take up drain exploration and leave our Drainpipe alone:

http://www.urbanunderworld.co.uk/index.shtml

 

[whitelackington]

I can not understand what the fuss is about, it is only urine,
you bloody wimps.
Just leave it alone & it will evaporate, taking soil in is taking the piss.
If every time somebody has a piss in Goatchurch,
someone else of a sensitive disposition takes in soil,
the cave will soon be clogged with soil :-\

 

[cap n chris]

You've obviously never seen someone experiencing an instant gag-response vomit the second they inhale the odour of rancid urine, then. Also, it is a nonsense to believe that taking any soil into a cave is going to cause a problem - every single person exiting the cave does so carrying a degree of mud - Pridhamsleigh, for example, is largely mud-less now as a result of a guesstimate somewhere in the region of 3 tonnes of mud per year being brought out on the overalls of people visiting the site.

 

[Les W]

I suggest that turds, human or animal should be deposited at various points.  My favourite would 2/3 the way along in the Drainpipe.

Aha. It was you then 

 

[Bob Smith]

pisstakington?

 

[cap n chris]

I suggest that turds, human or animal should be deposited at various points.  My favourite would 2/3 the way along in the Drainpipe.

Aha. It was you then 

Did you shit yourself into a corner, by any chance?

 

[ditzy 24//7]

I suggest that turds, human or animal should be deposited at various points.  My favourite would 2/3 the way along in the Drainpipe.

Aha. It was you then   

Did you shit yourself into a corner, by any chance?

tut tut james thats it you deserve to spend a month inside a cave by yourself tied to a rock :tease:

 

[damian]

tut tut james thats it you deserve to spend a month inside a cave by yourself tied to a rock :tease:

a month tied to a chair watching Big Brother surely!

 

[ditzy 24//7]

that would be even worse i would say put it live all day for him but i think they stopped it live not positive though as i dont watch it.