Woman's Phrases

[Stupot]

Apologies in advance to any woman, but i am sure you will all agree with me that these phrases are oh so very TRUE

WORDS WOMEN USE....................

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"


THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!


Stu.

 

[cap n chris]

Five years ago IIRC I heard all* of these words in one sentence. I haven't heard any of them since.













* Apart from "Thanks".

 

[diggerdog adam]

its a bit like when your in the super market doing the weekly shop now the guys take there trolly and shopping to the check out and have the means of payment ready in there hand

But the women, they get to the checkout then look so suprised when the time comes to hand over the payment so the hand gos in the pocket looking for the purse AH sorry its in my bag 10 mins later after the keys lipo tissues tampax they find the purse only to find about 150 cards all jammed in the smallest slot

But now it gets worst when they do find the card and repacked the lipo tampax and keys they cant remember the piggin PIN number !

 

[Rachel]

Adam, are you sure tiggs isn't winding you up so you'll do the shopping yourself in future, leaving her free to go caving...

 

[diggerdog adam]

Adam, are you sure tiggs isn't winding you up so you'll do the shopping yourself in future, leaving her free to go caving...

When Super markets start selling caving kit thats when ill go shopping Hon

 

[tiggs]

Adam, are you sure tiggs isn't winding you up so you'll do the shopping yourself in future, leaving her free to go caving...

Who says that his comment was aimed at me?!!!!
Grrrrr..... 1) the last time DDA set foot in a supermarket he came home with 24 cans of beer, 2 tubs of pringles then said with a very blank expression on his face "whats for tea, love" , the time before that he brought me home enough mince pie meat to make 120 mince pies (n nowt for tea) therefore he has been BANNED from going!!
2) I dont tend to brandish any personal items in supermarkets, especially not Tampax..my handbag generally is full of HIS junk..
3) I NEVER ever forget my pin number
4) the reason HE never has to worry about forgetting HIS pin number is cos HE never takes HIS wallet ANYWHERE.....
5) Me wind anyone up? Never!!! :wink:
Sorry Rant over..He's "lovely" really lol

 

[Rachel]

Me wind anyone up? Never!!!

he he ... I do all the time. It's great to pretend you're really crap at something you don't want to do. I burnt a couple of holes in hubby's expensive shirts and haven't had to lift an iron for the last seven years since. Another good one is to jump in and do the interesting stuff quick, leaving the shite job for the other half... 'Now I've spent all morning assembling/drilling/whatever, I haven't got time to clean the loo...'

 

[diggerdog adam]

Hon how would you like it if he burnt 2 holes in your bra !

 

[tiggs]

Hon how would you like it if he burnt 2 holes in your bra !

What like you did to mine? :wink:

 

[darkplaces]

Holes in bra's... cool.

 

[Brendan]

Indeed, very nippy I would imagine. (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

 

[Rachel]

Save yourself getting the ironing board out - they sell ones with holes in Ann Summers.

Or Tiggs, you could always patch them up with that kit you get free with meander suits. I believe yellow pvc is this years hot underwear fashion.

 

[Dave H]

Or Tiggs, you could always patch them up with that kit you get free with meander suits. I believe yellow pvc is this years hot underwear fashion.

Copyright it quickly before Madonna or Janet Jackson find out!

 

[tiggs]

Save yourself getting the ironing board out - they sell ones with holes in Ann Summers.

Yeah but have you seen how much they are? you can make your own for half the price....!

I believe yellow pvc is this years hot underwear fashion.

Oh god youll be getting the guys all exited again Rachel , you know what effect your leather bras had on em before lol

Anyway I thought NO underwear was this years new trend?

 

[Cumbrian Neil]

Oh god youll be getting the guys all exited again Rachel

Already accomplished... my imagination has gone wild! :roll:

CN.

 

[tiggs]

Its not fair, you guys think of holey bras and get all excited....Why oh why doesn't the thought of holey boxershorts have me in a state of jubilation?

 

[dunc]

Why oh why doesn't the thought of holey boxershorts have me in a state of jubilation?

You're thinking about the wrong men in those holey boxers!! :wink:

 

[Rachel]

Oh god youll be getting the guys all exited again Rachel , you know what effect your leather bras had on em before lol

yeah, have you noticed, any thread about undies carries on waaay longer than the ones about caving!

 

[Cumbrian Neil]

yeah, have you noticed, any thread about undies carries on waaay longer than the ones about caving!

Do I detect that you think there is a problem with that??

FYI - I have yet to buy a pair of American made undies... all mine have been imported from M&S.

CN.

 

[tiggs]

FYI - I have yet to buy a pair of American made undies... all mine have been imported from M&S.

Disgraceful!!
Hardline caver caught short down cave in M&S finest Y fronts.. shouldnt be allowed

Ps CN you didnt get your Mum/ Wife to buy them for you did you lol