More than thirty years ago when The Axbridge still had a Hut at Nordach
we were going from The Hunter's to The M.C.G. Hut (cosilly near to The Axbridge Hut) when we passed a bumpy road sign, now this looked like a pair of tits without the nipples to my male teenage mind,
so we "borrowed it", painted a pair of nipples on it (don't remember where we got the red paint from, perhaps we "borrowed it") then stuffed it, in a mates reliant.
We didn't say a word, that was hard, then when we were ready to leave to go caving, he discovered the tis sign in his car,
he was very annoyed, which of course made it even funnier.
I think he's a doctor of nuclear physics now.