Feel quite sorry for Donald Trump.
He's a decent bloke, very sensitive with a fragile personality, struggling to hold together a difficult marriage, then on top of it all the oil price crashes threatening his economy while at he same time people are falsely claiming to be ill just to claim sick pay.
To help him out I have checked and my shed at home is way too big for my needs.
Even if I spread my caving gear out I barely fill half of it.
As a result I have written to him today offering to store most of his excess oil for free as long as I can use a little if I need - I only change it once every 10'000 miles or so it wouldn't be much.
I reckon I can fit at least 10 full barrels at the back, some more under the window and one or two by the door.
Actions like this should prop up Uncle Same until the situation eases.
If other cavers step in we can sort out some of the other major problems in the world such as Boris's wedding arrangements as lockdown is going to make it difficult to fit it in before the baby arrives!