Hilarious! Pity the poor old cave diver - faced with having to confront all those dead bodies bobbing around in the sumps every time they dived. Mind you, I did once unearth the buried treasure of an ancient civilization, down Goatchurch. Crammed into a hidden crevice by some an ancient cave-dwelling ancestor, I stumbled across a Marathon bar wrapper! Predated even the roadworks around Birmingham on the M6!