ZombieCake

Well-known member

• Mar 15, 2019

• #1

I'll start with mis-applying the Blues Brothers:
"It's one hundred and six miles to Wookey we've got a full tank of carbide, a half a pack of cigarettes it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.?"
Any takers?

 

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crickleymal

New member

• Mar 15, 2019

• #2

This is a Fellows Batroaster, the most powerful headlamp in the world. Now I guess you're wondering do I have 1 hour of battery life left or two.

 

Laurie

Active member

• Mar 15, 2019

• #3

You're only supposed to blow the bloody obstruction off!

 

paul

Moderator

• Mar 15, 2019

• #4

"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a caver, which is what I am"  On the Waterfront 1954

 

Maj

Well-known member

• Mar 15, 2019

• #5

You're only supposed to blow the bloody gate off!


Maj.

 

andys

Well-known member

• Mar 15, 2019

• #6

?Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Clapham Bunkbarn.?

 

Maj

Well-known member

• Mar 15, 2019

• #7

To caverns measureless and beyond!


Maj.

 

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crickleymal

New member

• Mar 15, 2019

• #8

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to Draenen we go.

 

Mike Hopley

New member

• Mar 15, 2019

• #9

This permit will self-destruct in five seconds.

 

Alex

Well-known member

• Mar 15, 2019

• #10

May the faff be with you.

 

Laurie

Active member

• Mar 15, 2019

• #11

To boldly go where no caver has gone before.

 

PeteHall

Moderator

• Mar 15, 2019

• #12

I love the smell of carbide in the morning!

 

Oscar D

Active member

• Mar 15, 2019

• #13

We're gonna need a bigger rope.

 

AR

Well-known member

• Mar 15, 2019

• #14

When another entrance has been opened up on O*** D****n, Captain Willard's line from Apocalypse Now "*cough* Sir, I am unaware of any such operations or activities, nor if they did indeed exist, would I be disposed to discuss them"

 

al

Member

• Mar 15, 2019

• #15

And I can't believe nobody else has suggested this:

"That's another fine mess you've got me into!"

 

Goydenman

Well-known member

• Mar 16, 2019

• #16

You're waiting for a breakthrough. A breakthrough that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this breakthrough will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?

 

Mike Hopley

New member

• Mar 16, 2019

• #17

Listen, and understand. Those diggers are out there. They can?t be bargained with. They can?t be reasoned with. They don?t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until they break through.

 

Ed W

Member

• Mar 16, 2019

• #18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGvv_QquV8c

Lt. Bromhead: "I'll tell my men to clean your kit"

Lt. Chard: "Don't bother"

Lt. Bromhead: "Oh it's no bother. I didn't offer to clean it myself"

 

ZombieCake

Well-known member

• Mar 16, 2019

• #19

Thought of another, this time from Blade Runner:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack Hiltis on fire off the shoulder of Draenon. I watched Scurion beams glitter in the dark near the Charterhouse Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to dig."