Best mis-applied film quote to caving

[ZombieCake]

I'll start with mis-applying the Blues Brothers:
"It's one hundred and six miles to Wookey we've got a full tank of carbide, a half a pack of cigarettes it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
Any takers?

[crickleymal]

This is a Fellows Batroaster, the most powerful headlamp in the world. Now I guess you're wondering do I have 1 hour of battery life left or two.

[Laurie]

You're only supposed to blow the bloody obstruction off!

[paul]

"You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a caver, which is what I am"  On the Waterfront 1954

[Maj]

You're only supposed to blow the bloody gate off!

 
Maj.

[andys]

“Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Clapham Bunkbarn.”

[Maj]

To caverns measureless and beyond!

 
Maj.

 

[crickleymal]

Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to Draenen we go.

[Mike Hopley]

This permit will self-destruct in five seconds.

[Alex]

May the faff be with you.

[Laurie]

To boldly go where no caver has gone before.

[PeteHall]

I love the smell of carbide in the morning!

[ObviousSpectre]

We're gonna need a bigger rope.

[AR]

When another entrance has been opened up on O*** D****n, Captain Willard's line from Apocalypse Now "*cough* Sir, I am unaware of any such operations or activities, nor if they did indeed exist, would I be disposed to discuss them"

[al]

And I can't believe nobody else has suggested this:

"That's another fine mess you've got me into!"

[Goydenman]

 You're waiting for a breakthrough. A breakthrough that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this breakthrough will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?

[Mike Hopley]

Listen, and understand. Those diggers are out there. They can’t be bargained with. They can’t be reasoned with. They don’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop, ever, until they break through.

[Ed W]

Lt. Bromhead: "I'll tell my men to clean your kit"

Lt. Chard: "Don't bother"

Lt. Bromhead: "Oh it's no bother. I didn't offer to clean it myself"

[ZombieCake]

Thought of another, this time from Blade Runner:

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack Hiltis on fire off the shoulder of Draenon. I watched Scurion beams glitter in the dark near the Charterhouse Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to dig."