Help me out here folks. I now quite like being a bit of a non corporate skin head. Haven't had hair this long since my 20's since the world ended. To be honest it's now a little invigorating. If the wind is in the wrong direction my fringe is now below my nose.  I'm now minded not to bother getting a hair cut.  Thoughts and comments welcome, I'll start with: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeu5CLX8ngY

What's a hair cut?

Had a haircut in the 1990s for a job interview, didn't like it, haven't had a haircut since.

Tried cutting my own some time ago. A bit of a gouge on the left side.  Pixies are inviting you to  gouge away. Although i think they mean something different.  https://youtu.be/7aSbf406xaw