Try a good mundungus. I recommend Southlinch obtainable from The Prancing Pony, Bree.

Fishing licenses are ridiculous! How are you going to drive a fish?

The girl screaming for a pony eventually got a little hoarse.

Employee tests positive for COKE. Gets fired from job at Pepsi factory!

I can provide an old leather belt to make it authentic.

It was only one mouse.

I was talking to Alec in the pub yesterday. He could only vouch for the sist on Malham Moor. There was a slate deadfall which was triggered somehow by the passage of the fox. It is then a simple matter of removing a couple of stones and letting the dogs do their work. It hasn't been used since...

I was talking to Alec Towler, 83 year old farmer, from Middlehouse on Malham moor this afternoon. He has a fox trap on his land just as described in this thread. He called it a cist.

Please send me the link.

Hardrawkin ?

We have a serious shortage of pubs and a surplus of housing round us in the Dales.

Beans, beans...they're good for your heart-- The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the better you feel! Have some beans with every meal!

I will put a copy of the magazine in the Helwith Bridge pub library today. The next article about Humphrey Smith, the eccentric owner of Sam Smith's, is well worth a read.

Lovely day.

And does the nearest Mars bar sell decent ale?

Bet there is bad air down there.

Dogs are not all that bright. None of them can run a medical scanner, but cats can.

https://www.timesofisrael.com/possible-portal-to-underworld-discovered-near-beit-shemesh/ https://phys.org/news/2009-09-largest-ever-coins-bar-kokhba-revolt.html

Landlord at Helwith Bridge says that they cannot get staff.