Best huts for doing the nasty in???

[The-CAve-shaker]

For starters, the SWCC hut is perfect for the dirty dance!!! Even on busy nights, there's always room to sneak away and perform some hanky panky. Mama Mia!

The Farm, to me, is sitting in the middle of the pack. While there is not a lot of room to sneak away too (without fear of having your toes sucked), the compartment system can provide some privacy for your raucous affairs. The Scenic pond could also tickle your pickle if it's a rare warm Yorkshire evening.

One could consider this lower tier on paper, but with the Belfryites, they can bump those numbers up. It is, in fact, expected that they will spend some time stuffing in the muffin or tossing a hot dog in the hallway. Not to mention the hot tub! Bow chika WoW WoW! Although you may suffer after that one with a new unheard-of STD, What a price to pay!

 

[The-CAve-shaker]

Feel free to add your own ranking of your personal den of pleasure

 

[Steve Clark]

Upgrade to the private suite of the riverside lodge at the YSS - Hotel Paradiso!

 

[Babyhagrid]

I find most huts drying rooms are nice and quiet and warm for doing hanky panky in.

 

[JoshW]

I’m convinced threads like these are why UKCaving was created

 

[Custards]

They don't say "balls to craven" for nothing

 

[alanw]

Don't do it in the showers, you run the risk of having a hosepipe pointed over the top of the door.

 

[The oil king]

Don't do it in the showers, you run the risk of having a hosepipe pointed over the top of the door.

Had that happen to me, wasn’t have the sex tho

 

[The-CAve-shaker]

I’m convinced threads like these are why UKCaving was created

Any tales for you to tell?? To busy developing youth to have a cheeky little jiggy jiggy hmmm?????

 

[JAA]

I think I’ve seen the most nudity at the farm although I’m far too innocent to be involved in any horizontal gymnastics. (Or maybe I was always too drunk?)

 

[Babyhagrid]

The farm is a poor choice. There's always too much disruption and tomfoolery going on. And the feet always hang off the end of the bunks in tickling range

 

[Standard Unit of Tom]

Statistically I know of the most shaboinking happening at the swcc so it must be this?

 

[The-CAve-shaker]

I think I’ve seen the most nudity at the farm although I’m far too innocent to be involved in any horizontal gymnastics. (Or maybe I was always too drunk?)

Perhaps too little clothes also means too little buttering of muffins

 

[hartfield_estate]

Bullpot farm has to have one of the worst drying rooms for covert nighttime activities. SWCC's drying room you're spoilt for space but it smells quite bad in there (certainly, this is a factor in all drying rooms). Floor quality should also be considered, the YSS is like sandpaper. Ultimately the best room must be an empty room, making the hut less a factor than the weekend. Perhaps enjoyers of two-person caving games should start bringing tents more

 

[The-CAve-shaker]

Bullpot farm has to have one of the worst drying rooms for covert nighttime activities. SWCC's drying room you're spoilt for space but it smells quite bad in there (certainly, this is a factor in all drying rooms). Floor quality should also be considered, the YSS is like sandpaper. Ultimately the best room must be an empty room, making the hut less a factor than the weekend. Perhaps enjoyers of two-person caving games should start bringing tents more

What if you wanna complete your bedroom buckeroo secretly without making it obvious with a love tent???

 

[Spaniel on crack]

I feel the TSG has been subject to its fair share of hanky panky in the bunk room and showers

 

[JAshley73]

Note to self: If I ever Cave in the UK, hire a private room

 

[hartfield_estate]

What if you wanna complete your bedroom buckeroo secretly without making it obvious with a love tent???

Certainly tents have their own issues i.e. scoundrels unpegging them in the middle of the night but ultimately, getting better at zipping quietly is surely the more socially adjusted option than leaving yourself vulnerable to a group of innocent sardine players!

 

[cavemanmike]

Just get on with it in the bunk. It makes great conversation in the morning at the breakfast table

 

[The oil king]

I feel the TSG has been subject to its fair share of hanky panky in the bunk room and showers

The tsg chapel is a holy place no sex only pure worship of the lord and saviour Alister Gott