Best huts for doing the nasty in???

[pwhole]

Amen to that. Although I think it was his idea to get plastic-coated mattresses. Look after the pennies...

 

[The-CAve-shaker]

I feel the TSG has been subject to its fair share of hanky panky in the bunk room and showers

The Gottmeister is always watching however. Does this raise the ranking or lower it???

 

[pwhole]

We review all concealed camera footage once a month, and save the best bits to a remote hard drive for later compilation. The infra-red material is priceless.

 

[JAA]

Certainly tents have their own issues i.e. scoundrels unpegging them in the middle of the night but ultimately, getting better at zipping quietly is surely the more socially adjusted option than leaving yourself vulnerable to a group of innocent sardine players!

I think introducing pegging is surely a whole other minefield?

 

[JoshW]

rumour has it the YSS has a shower room with two showers in and it’s own lock…

 

[muskyhannah]

Completely unrelated... TSG has the best showers

 

[Lara_]

rumour has it the YSS has a shower room with two showers in and it’s own lock…

The YSS is the true S tier shagging hut, there’s basically endless bunk rooms so one is guaranteed to be empty…

 

[The oil king]

Completely unrelated... TSG has the best showers

Shit, shower with tea and wine is top notch

 

[The-CAve-shaker]

rumour has it the YSS has a shower room with two showers in and it’s own lock…

The floor of the shower hurts me knees tho

 

[Babyhagrid]

The floor of the shower hurts me knees tho

We all own kneepads for a reason

 

[KBrook]

Gone to the world but the hoo was a good spot. Not electricity or heating. Nights are long and cold and one can only play chess to keep warm for so long.

 

[Cave baby]

Of course, everyone is overlooking the ubss hut!

 

[The-CAve-shaker]

Of course, everyone is overlooking the ubss hut!

Is that because UBSS members are too dedicated to incest?

 

[Loki]

I feel the TSG has been subject to its fair share of hanky panky in the bunk room and showers

Not to mention the attic.

 

[The-CAve-shaker]

Not to mention the attic.

Bah Gawd Almighty! An illicit affair Made In heaven!

 

[andrewmcleod]

rumour has it the YSS has a shower room with two showers in and it’s own lock…

A strong contender for the best showers in any caving hut, with only the TSG showers as a contender. We've had 7 people in there before. Or be greedy and use both showers at once, pointing both showerheads at yourself.

The TSG used to be the uncontested champion of showers, but since they got new valves put on they don't seem quite as warm (particularly when both showers are in use). Admittedly the chance of scalding off your skin is dramatically reduced.

The MCG does have the most progressive showers (unless they've changed them in the last few years) - one bathroom with a single shower in, and one shower room with four shower heads. The MCG doesn't dictate who you should or should not shower with; no regressive views of gender here. There is a lock on the door so consenting adults can shower with whoever they feel is appropriate.

Back to the horizontal caving tango, there are lots of places in the SWCC that very keen members _could_ but probably shouldn't find for a bit of illicit activity e.g. the bike shed, the alley, the workshop, the dumper truck store... but also lots of more suitable venues (such as the fornicatorium).

 

[danthecavingman]

I was getting changed in the Belfry many years ago when a well known female member of the BEC walked in completely starkers except for a pair of wellies. It was certainly difficult to know where to look whilst having a conversation, the subject matter of which I have completely forgotten

 

[mikem]

Now they have a hot tub that could be many of them, although not often in wellies...

 

[CavingForLemons]

I find most huts drying rooms are nice and quiet and warm for doing hanky panky in.

Hmmm I don't personally rate NPC drying room, found it to be very much standing room only

Also surprised that no-one has mentioned that the proximity of Bullpot of the Witches really boosts the Farm's position in the ranking. Minimal risk of being caught except by others there for the same reason, and allows you to add an extra trip to your caving log

 

[AlexR]

I’m surprised the BPC hasn’t made an appearance yet - the studio is for children, whether it’s the business of making them or looking after them.
I’ve only had my sleep disturbed by amorous affairs in the TSG & YSS, maybe a sign that places more suitable than the bunk room are lacking?