Caption Competition

[nearlywhite]

A Dynamic duo... and its two humans

Or

Don't be short with me, boy

 

[Gp01]

Look what I found coming out the birthday squeeze

 

[bat]

Daaad     Was that really Santa?s grotto?

 

[chunky]

I told you that leaving the car keys under that rock was too obvious!

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[Roger W]

"They've concreted the entrance, Dad!"

 

[Brains]

Is this the new permissive path to the wilderness beyond Drws Cefn?

 

[cfmwh]

Chuffin' eck Cordingley, tha's been underwater so much tha's bloody shroonk!

 

[cavermark]

So we went down the rabbit hole and I drank from that awful "drink me" bottle... now where's the chuffin' "eat me" cake?

 

[Katie]

At 8ft tall Adam wasn't the expected shape for a caver.......

 

[cfmwh]

Feck, feck, feck!  KCC........KENDAL Caving Club, not Krankies Caving Club. Wonder if I can get a refund on my subs?

 

[cap n chris]

Adult to child: 'You look more like a minor to me than a caver'.

 

[badger]

Not one word of this too your mother, we've been playing in the park all day

 

[badger]

that's one heck of a through trip, now who draws the short straw for the walk back to find the car

 

[badger]

wasn't me, its was the big one

 

[Maj]

But I don't want to join the Wessex Dad, they're all shorter than me.

Maj.

 

[mrdetail]

The Pixies of Pridhamsleigh had been up to mischief once again

 

[blackshiver]

Right then son. A nice steamy scrub down with the ladies at the hut, then a curry followed by five pints of Old Peculiar and that's us done with your introduction to caving.

 

[richardg]

The Cave rescue team..getting a bit tired of protracted rescues over the Christmas period  have come up with a cunning ploy....

Providing a warm festive drink to the rescuee...

Containing a carefully calculated mixture of of rather powerfull laxitives and slimming tablets..

 

[Ed W]

That's it, I'm off to find a new caving partner!  You do it every time, you pick a trip from "Not For the Feint Hearted" and get stuck in the bit that says "impassable to anyone above average build"...

 

[andys]

Advice to cavers: Wash all gear in cool water to avoid shrinkage!
Further advice to cavers: Remove caver from gear before washing!