February Caption Competition!!

[aricooperdavis]

I'm not sure about the new peak district access arrangements, but it's a damn sight easier than that fiddly CSCC key.

 

[Peter Burgess]

Digging in the St Valentine Series requires hammerous advances.

 

[Alex]

One lump or two?

 

[Cartwright26]

newsflash; unusually small caver thinks he finds sledge hammer in dig turns out its only a lump hammer

 

[paul]

I said "pass the JAMMER"!

 

[Cartwright26]

whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of THOR.. and a bleddy sore shoulder

 

[badger]

nice now but you wait to see when I am angry, you rocks have had your warning.

 

[ZombieCake]

" 'ere Clarkson take this hammer - the BBC needs fixing!"
"Cheers mate, that's some top gear!"

 

[Fred]

"It's an underground club", he said
"It's proper dirty", he said
"We'll get hammered", he said

 

[cap n chris]

 

[Frog2]

Hammering done, time for a screw. :ang:

 

[adrian paniwnyk]

" If you tap them all in a bit your'll get a nice smooth finish"

 

[Rob]

Badgers take arms as cullers approach their sett

 

[Judi Durber]

I've told you before "always pass tools by presenting the handle to the next person"

 

[Judi Durber]

"If you think you can do a better job ... "

 

[cooleycr]

Running out of bog paper, Mark improvised, much to his colleague's chagrin...

 

[Judi Durber]

Mjollnir would always return to its owner whoever tried to use it.

 

[badger]

careful now, your out numbered and I have the hammer

 

[badger]

I've already told you, your not going to get the solar heating pipes to work down here, hitting them with the hammer going to make no difference

 

[badger]

I hate to say this but most scaffolders use a scaffold spanner