February Caption Competition!!

[Pegasus]

February Caption Competition!!

  Many thanks to Buffera for donating 3 Buffs & Mark Wright for a copy of The Berger Book 

     

Photos of prizes to follow 

To enter, post your caption on this thread, Badlad and I will choose our favourite.

Newsflash - Mark Sims (who's in the photo) will be choosing the winner - ha, that's that buck neatly passed 

Competition closes midnight 28th February. 

Many thanks to Mark Richardson of The Buttered Badgers for the photo 

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[teabag]

"you hold the nail, and when you're ready nod your head and I'll hit it"

 

[chunky]

"Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of... THOR!"

Oh cut the crap and get hauling or we'll never get this dig finished!

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[alastairgott]

"Here's your five pounds of Fun. Don't use it all at once"

 

[Roger W]

"Just belt him one over the camera, then we can get on with the digging."

 

[Lampwick]

Here, you can have this back...  it's not a bat roost now.


(Sorry Jim)

 

[rsch]

"That's right sonny, hand it over and nobody has to get hurt, because that's what's going to happen if you play the whole of tubular bells on that roof one more time."

 

[cap n chris]

 

[AliRoll]

Don't worry old chap, it just needs a little... persuasion

 

[ianball11]

I asked for the big hammer!

 

[andrewmcleod]

We're going to need a bigger hammer.

 

[Spike]

Right, that's the bolts tightened up - now, pass me a spanner and I'll see if I can break some of these rocks up...

 

[Maj]

When you mentioned "plug & feathers" after our first date, this is not what I had in mind !


Maj.

 

[Kevlar]

Success as another large chunk of ore is removed from the productive hammer mine on Eldon Hill.

 

[mudman]

You call that an 'ammer? This ain't bleeding toffee you know.

 

[topcat]

Which one did you say was the King Post?

 

[Stupot]

"Pass me the hammer Dave ..... its over now ...... this dig can't hurt you any more ............ Lets go home!"

 

[Maj]

Question - Which one did you say was the King Post?

Answer :-

When you mentioned "plug & feathers" after our first date, this is not what I had in mind !
Maj.

Some will understand 

Maj.

 

[Spike]

I know what you're thinking: "Did he make six hits or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a 4lb Powastrike Lump Hammer, the most powerful hammer in the world, and would knock your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?

 

[Hasbeen caver]

When you suggested a game of Kerplunk at the weekend, this wasn't what I was expecting....