I suspect Mr. Petzl would have happily used a Simple, and he would no doubt have been very happy that the newest iteration from Petzl has been redesigned to use the same user-replaceable bobbins on top and bottom to reduce the amount of spare parts the expedition caver needs to bring.
Or maybe he would have gone the other way and used a Rig or similar if he liked gadgets and a genuinely multi-purpose device (that doesn't suck too hard when doing them).
You can't please all the people all the time; Petzl produce an excellent expedition-repairable robust descender with no bells and whistles, and they produce a fancier auto-braking descender that doesn't require maintenance (because it has long-lasting stainless bobbins) and also has a handle that isn't naff and leads to clutch-and-plummet accidents in newer cavers (who generally prefer the new handle anyway).
In any event, we get a lot more caving gear from Petzl than we 'deserve' as a market. The Simple and the Stop have no market at all outside caving AFAIK, and yet Petzl have continued to make and sell them. They must make far, far more money from climbing and the industrial side and yet one of the top world manufacturers of at-height gear still has a good range of caving gear due to their heritage. I think we do pretty well to be honest...