Nice one, Dave. One of the disadvantages of reading the online version is that you can see the comments down below & remind yourself just how utterly dim some members of the public truly are! Personally I believe that we should have a "caver of the year" award & Vern should be the first recipient at Hidden Earth. And I'm being serious about this as anybody who is willing to put his head above the parapet & stand up against that Bullying-Billionaire-Bellend gets my vote ;-)
Vern, I don't think we've ever met (I avoid social events like the plague) but I've always backed the underdog & to that end the Dachstein Expedition would like to invite you to become our official mascot! Duties will be minimal & assuming we can make enough money from exped fees next summer we'll cover the cost of your bar tab whilst in Austria! And the only journalist who will be allowed on the mountain is an ally!