lets go to Slough

[oli]

http://www.sloughcaverns.co.uk/

personaly I can't decide if this is funny or just deeply wiered.

 

[cap n chris]

Since it's riddled with punctuation and spelling errors it's clearly a proper website and so you should indeed go to Slough and check out its wondrous caverns.

 

[Peter Burgess]

This is a very old spoof, on a par with the Crowborough Caverns one.

 

[SamT]

Why 

Thats all I can come up with.... Why on earth

 

[andymorgan]

A good place to shelter if John Betjeman's wish comes true!

 

[oli]

Why 

Thats all I can come up with.... Why on earth

Is this an elaborate cover for something? are elements of the criminal underworld (sorry) transmiting mesages in code over this site?

 

[Alex]

Maybe tesco are doing it to improve business?

 

[Roger W]

It sez the caverns stretch as far as Heathrow.  If they are big enough, maybe they can use them for aircraft takeoff and landing when the runways are covered with snow?

 

[khakipuce]

So that's what happened to the Heathrow Express shaft  :-\

http://www.tunneltalk.com/images/laneCoveCollapse/Ref5-Heathrow-failures-highlight-NATM-misunderstandings-Shani-Wallis.pdf

 

[Alex]

Hmm I read the head office is on the Caymen islands. This could indeed be a criminal cover operation for this so called trust that runs it.

Lol look at this...

The studies which will all take place at depths of 2-3 miles beneath Slough train station will be carried out at night as the bats are nocturnal

2 - 3 miles!!? that is one deep cave he he. Whats more those are some super bats to get that far. They must be Super hero mutant bats!

 

[j4nny]

"4 November 2009 - Gordon Brown signs lucrative Gold Mining contract with the Slough Gold Mining Company. For more information and photos click here: Gold Mining In Slough Berkshire"

There is plenty of gold in Slough but i recon most of it is from Elizabeth Duke!! 

 

[Daz_of_caving]

13 March 2008 - I used to live at number 10 Chandos Street up to 1964 above and behind the Hairdressing shop and I remember we had a shed at the back where the coke for the Ideal range/boiler was stored. This would have been situated according to your details of the cavern above the Eastern part of the complex. I often wondered why the pile of Coke in the shed never seemed to reduce in size even though we used a couple of buckets full every day. Now I realise that it was being constantly topped up from below in some way.

I would be grateful if you could investigate this phenomena.

Can you register my name to join the expedition into the Caverns when 'Health & Safety' officers proclaim the cavern as safe to enter.

Best Wishes from Mr Burgess

:-\ Sort off funny...

Daz