Merry Christmas...

[Pinch]

Dear All,

I was wondering if someone could help with a small dilemma I have...

We are having the mother in law over for Christmas dinner.. now me and the missus both like a turkey leg dinner.. much to my dismay.. so does the mother in law :shout: which leaves us with a three leg problem !!

I was wondering if anyone might have a spare leg they won't be eating over Christmas or I will be ending up with a bit of the other uppy:

Can collect and will offer beer in exchange..

Sorry this is completely off topic but please please can anyone help..

Merry Christmas to you all :mrgreen:

DP

 

[paul]

I suppose one day with GM there will be a cross between an octopus and a turkey giving 8 legs!

 

[Rob]

...but it will run so fast no one will ever be able to catch it!

 

[SamT]

 

[kay]

ISTR you can get frozen turkey drumsticks at the supermarket. Add one to the roasting tin ... OK, it's a bit of a give away once you dish out leg no 3, but it does solve the problem.

 

[cap n chris]

PMFJI but for PBPAA I JTYWTK, not that I GAF, but IIRC TANSTAAFL & RN we should QUAYMUOTF but WTFDIK.

 

[Mark]

PMFJI but for PBPAA I JTYWTK, not that I GAF, but IIRC TANSTAAFL & RN we should QUAYMUOTF but WTFDIK.

Is that you hrock

 

[paul]

PMFJI but for PBPAA I JTYWTK, not that I GAF, but IIRC TANSTAAFL & RN we should QUAYMUOTF but WTFDIK.

Somebody been on the Xmas booze a bit early, eh? :roll:

 

[SamT]

 

[Fred]

Cap'n'chris wrote

Pardon me for jumping in but for people being pedantic about acronyms I just thought you wanted to know, not that I give a f***, but if I recall correctly there ain't no such thing as a free lunch, and right now quit using acronyms you make up on the fly but what the f*** do I know

 

[Mr Fell]

Never mind the Turkey legs - is anybody going caving on Xmas day?

 

[Pinch]

Never mind the Turkey legs - is anybody going caving on Xmas day?

I might well be now !! if I ain't getting any dinner :wink:

Thanks everyone for the advice..

 

[cap n chris]

Traditionally gone each year for the last five years; usually solo however `cos everyone else is drunk, asleep or stuffing their fat gobs. Last year we had a good "bachelors" trip so hopefully similar will happen this year. Mind you, wouldn't want to cause a callout!... I doubt anyone would turn up.

 

[Mr Fell]

A few pints of Butcombe (yummy - but it always gives me the shits after three pints) - and a trip down Swildons - cant be bad !