Peeing Underground

[Slug]

Now not being blessed with the largest of trouser snakes (around 1.5") when flaccid I tend to find during a chilly trip I tend to loose said member altogether and trying to urinate is virtually impossible.

Are there any tips on how I can keep percy visible, i.e be able to get a grip on him so that I can releave myself.

Many thanks
Ian Gregory AKA Slug
BEC Hut Warden

 

[graham]

Include female BEC members on your trips and ask them to help.

 

[AndyF]

I'm confused...you mean you try to get it out and hold it when you want a pee?

 

[Les W]

I'm confused...you mean you try to get it out and hold it when you want a pee?

That's pretty refined for a BEC member.  :tease:

 

[Roger W]

Catheter down into welly boots.  Unobtrusive, avoids embarrassment, helps keep feet warm in cold caves.

 

[graham]

Catheter down into welly boots.  Unobtrusive, avoids embarrassment, helps keep feet warm in cold caves.

That's a catheter with a splitter valve, otherwise one foot will be getting cold.

Of course the simplest answer to this question is wear a wetsuit.

 

[Maggot]

Surely, after the act, any suit is a wetsuit?

 

[graham]

Good point well made. 

 

[Slug]

Stu "Stupot" Gardiner.................YOU ARE F*****G DEAD WHEN I GET HOLD OF YOU. :chair: :spank:

 

[Les W]

Slug, have you been "fraped" on UKC?

 

[graham]

Wondered who it was. 

 

[Slug]

Slug, have you been "fraped" on UKC?

Oh Yes Les, not to worry though, My Revenge will be sweet, well for me at least, in fact I'm saving up a whole load of them for this particular individual, just as soon as I can work out how to change my mobile phone back from Serbo-Croat into English.  :-\

 

[Les W]

What have you learnt then slug?

Surely a man of your experience knows better than to leave yourself open to these sorts of caving hut japes? You didn't fall asleep in the common room did you? Have you checked a mirror?

 

[Big Jim]

Oh come on, this was so obviously a right good fraping. Nice one Stu.

Big Jim

 

[Roger W]

Even so, brought up some useful advice for under-endowed male cavers wondering how to...   

 

[Slug]

What have you learnt then slug?

Surely a man of your experience knows better than to leave yourself open to these sorts of caving hut japes? You didn't fall asleep in the common room did you? Have you checked a mirror?

I was foolish enough to leave myself logged into the library PC 

But on a serious note, having a weener similar to that of an Argos pen is no laughing matter, and I would appreciate it if people did not mention it to me when they see me at Hidden Earth 2010, especially if you see me trying to chat up a piece of skirt.


Thanks

Slug

 

[MadPierre]

2 solutions offered:

1) Duct tape, length of garden hose.

2) Colostomy.

Hope this helps, of course this now raises the ugly spectre of a numero deux.  Pass the clingfilm.

 

[Brains]

As discussed on here before, this may help for men suffering from above mentioned problems...

 

[graham]

2 solutions offered:

1) Duct tape, length of garden hose.

2) Colostomy.

Hope this helps, of course this now raises the ugly spectre of a numero deux.  Pass the clingfilm.

A colostomy won't help Slug's problem, though it could make dealing with Number 2s more straightforward.

 

[mrodoc]

2 solutions offered:

1) Duct tape, length of garden hose.

2) Colostomy.

Hope this helps, of course this now raises the ugly spectre of a numero deux.  Pass the clingfilm.

I think the word you were looking for is cystectomy.