Peeing Underground

[MadPierre]

2 solutions offered:

1) Duct tape, length of garden hose.

2) Colostomy.

Hope this helps, of course this now raises the ugly spectre of a numero deux.  Pass the clingfilm.

I think the word you were looking for is cystectomy.

I bow to your superior knowledge on option 2, I knew it was something begining with C.   I take it option 1 is still OK.

 

[Slug]

Stu, enough is enough, My account settings have been changed.

 

[Stupot]

I don't know what you mean mate, I have been onsite all day and have just got internet access 

Stu.

 

[j4nny]

As discussed on here before, this may help for men suffering from above mentioned problems...

i was going to put a link to that.

any ladies out there (or BEC blokes) tried one - didn't get on with it myself

oh slug, bless you
see ya at the dinner mate 

 

[Lu]

paragliders (males) use this:
http://www.xcshop.com/shop/product.php/292/xcpee--in-flight-toilet-system-

for caving maybe this:
http://www.abilityanswers.com/uriwell-personal-portable-toilet-p-1528.html

or this:
[url]http://www.virtualvillage.co.uk/portable-urinal-toilet-for-travel-and-festivals-009605-001.html?utm_source=googlebase&utm_medium=shcomp]

or this:
http://www.virtualvillage.co.uk/por....html?utm_source=googlebase&utm_medium=shcomp

As a female for caving (and all outdoor activities) I prefer:
[url]http://www.gear-zone.co.uk/shee-wee-extreme-pid3399.html]

As a female for caving (and all outdoor activities) I prefer:
http://www.gear-zone.co.uk/shee-wee-extreme-pid3399.html

 

[Maggot]

Back in the olden days....

 

[Roger W]

Whatever method you use to collect thestuff, it seems that it's well worth collecting if you want to save the planet and cut down on the use of fossil fuels...

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100818/tsc-scientists-study-urine-extract-fuel-4b158bc.html

 

[footleg]

For the ultimate in comfort. Suitable for No.1s and No.2s!
http://www.firebox.com/product/2351/Shit-Box

Pack it in a dry bag in a tacklesack and give it to a novice to carry telling them it is essential trip equipment.

 

[Roger W]

For the ultimate in comfort. Suitable for No.1s and No.2s!
http://www.firebox.com/product/2351/Shit-Box...

Continue down below the reviews to the "Customers viewing this product also bought..." and you will find...


Glow in the dark Loo Roll...

Could be a lifesaver on a long trip if your battery runs out.