Real names

[cap n chris]

OK, so that leg-pull isn't going to go very far.

 

[Iain Barker]

Can I be called "Loretta" then?

 

[bubba]

shazam!!

Iain, your wish is my command - you are now called Loretta

 

[SamT]

lorreta - thats a nice name

whats a nice girl like you doin in a forum like this :wink:

[/slime ball]

 

[cap n chris]

Why do you want to be called Loretta, Iain?

You do realise you can't have babies, don't you?

 

[Andy Sparrow]

Oh come on, even I know who Andy Sparrow is...

You should do, Ian, we did Dent de Crolles together about 15 years ago.

 

[cap n chris]

Didn't I just see you down the pub an hour ago?

 

[Andy Sparrow]

Didn't I just see you down the pub an hour ago?

Since you've never heard of me how do you know it was me?

 

[SamT]

Blimey - Im not even sure who I am now

 

[Iain Barker]

Niether do I - am I Iain? or officially Loretta? I find the comment about my inability to have babies both indelicate and sexist. It's simply a matter of not having a womb, i'm buying one off a butcher in Buxton this Saturday - so that's that. :alky:

 

[bubba]

It's ok Loretta, you're Iain again....unless you'd prefer to be Loretta of course.

Perhaps we could set it up so that you're only Loretta at weekends or something?

 

[cap n chris]

That'd be great! - every weekend you could go to bed with a woman and wake up to find her gone! - mind you, you wouldn't be getting any hanky-panky other than the delicate caress of a woman's hand instead of your own rough paw playing with those most sensitive areas of your hidden recesses.

Just a thought.

 

[Brendan]

Cap´n Chris, that sentiment was expressed in a truely poetic fashion.

 

[Titch98]

Just to clear up about li'l old me. My name is Malcolm (.....shudder......), but received the affectionate nickname "Titch" from my brothers-in-arms during my time in the Army. Summit to do with being the shortest guy in my Platoon.

Name stuck with me ever since (and let's face it.......better than Malcolm - not that I am against the name, but got personal reasons for not liking me being called it.....) and even the family call me Titch.

Incidentally - the 98 on the end is the last two of my service number.

Could be worse........could have been named Fatima.........

:shock:

 

[ian mckenzie]

You have an honorable caving nickname... it recalls Trevor "Tich" Morris who has lived in Canada for the past forty years, but is a Brit caver who amongst other things surveyed the entrance series of Daren Cilau with Mike Boon (also now in Canada) way back in the dark ages.

 

[cave shrimp]

Titch wot r ur first 4 No's :borg:

 

[Titch98]

2487....

Joined Regs in 91 after 2 1/2 years in TA blowing stuff up with plastic!

 

[cave shrimp]

Titch me 2438 iam old :wink: