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When I die....

When I die these are my wishes..

  • That's all folks! I could'nt care less what they do with me

    Votes: 7 23.3%
  • I would like to donate myself to medical science, stuffed and preserved in a pickling jar

    Votes: 3 10.0%
  • I would like to be burried in traditional manner in the family plot and left to push up daisys

    Votes: 3 10.0%
  • I want to be cremated and scattered to the wind

    Votes: 10 33.3%
  • I want to be immortalised forever the bigger the statue the better

    Votes: 1 3.3%
  • I want to be buried in a themed cask of my choice with a big send off!

    Votes: 1 3.3%
  • 'I want to have a plaque put up by the collapse / boulder choke / failed anchor that saw me off'

    Votes: 5 16.7%

  • Total voters
    30

Misty

New member
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nigels-Eco-Store-Ecopod-coffin/dp/B000WXMY40/ref=sr_1_60?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1195504575&sr=1-60

I you see this link above one can now buy an Eco pod coffin from Amazon. I'm not being morbid just realistic, when you've got to go, you've got to go. How would you like to finish up? Out with a bang or some thing more serene?

MXXX

:halo:
 

anfieldman

New member
My ashes shot off in a firework just before the kick off of Liverpools first match of the season. :)
(Hopefully we will still be playing in the top flight then).

If this is banned by the H&S people then my ashes sprinkled into the entrance of Swildons.
 

Les W

Active member
anfieldman said:
If this is banned by the H&S people then my ashes sprinkled into the entrance of Swildons.

Bob Drake's ashes were sprinkled in Hilgrove Swallet when he died (he was a long term Hilgrove digger). We had to dig through them the following Wednesday as they had washed down to the dig face.  :eek:
 

Cookie

New member
Misty said:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Nigels-Eco-Store-Ecopod-coffin/dp/B000WXMY40/ref=sr_1_60?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1195504575&sr=1-60

I you see this link above one can now buy an Eco pod coffin from Amazon.

From the Eco Pod Coffin Page:

"Customer Review: No customer reviews yet. Be the first."

:LOL:  :LOL:
 

whitelackington

New member
I have just made a brilliant set of garage doors (for my garage) cost me ?125 including the six barn hinges.
I am bloody sure I could make a coffin for ?100 (without labour).
 

ChrisJC

Well-known member
You forgot an option along the lines of 'I want to have a plaque put up by the collapse / boulder choke / failed anchor that saw me off'.

Chris.
 
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Dep

Guest
Left in a field to skeletonise - then carefully rearranged under a calcite drip and walled up for a few thousand years...
Like the site in Honduras - "The Cave of the Glowing Skulls".
My wife thinks I will bury myself in our dig. :)
 
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darkplaces

Guest
When I die....

It will be in my sleep... Not screaming like the passengers of my car!  :LOL:

I dont beleave in all this life after death rubbish, so I intend to live forever using small pumps a few battery's and a chicken.
 
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darkplaces

Guest
Well when you lot figure out how to use that lot to stay alive for ever let me know so I can impliment it.  (y)
 

ditzy 24//7

Active member
buy a cong fu hampster and keep batterys in it then you can live off the batry energy and gey someone to change then frequently and youll never die! what you think of that then? does meen you will half to sing cong fu fighter though!
 
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darkplaces

Guest
ditzy 24//7 said:
buy a cong fu hampster and keep batterys in it then you can live off the batry energy and gey someone to change then frequently and youll never die! what you think of that then? does meen you will half to sing cong fu fighter though!
Thats one way I guess, I have a Kung Fu Hamster!

...and the chicken goes?
 

Misty

New member
Any one of these will do for hamsters as well...

http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/140-gerbil_in_a_light_socket
http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/144-gerbil_in_a_kung_fu_grip
http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/64-gerbil_in_a_microwave

LOL M  :ang:
 
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