Win a copy of 'Adventures Underground'!!

[tim.rose2]

Why do farts always smell worse in the shower?

 

[Kevlar]

The old wellie water from above joke was wearing thin so John began noting down the culprits so he could plot his revenge...

 

[Elaine]

Things to do....
1. buy some golf clubs

 

[martinb]

Day 35 in the Big Brother house.

Eric was p!$$ed off for being selected for all the challenges..........

 

[TLH]

'The ba****ds leave me to survey in, whilst they explore the new pitches ahead. Well lets just see how far they get without the rope!'

Jeffrey smugly murmured beneath his breath.

 

[agemmell]

Note for the guidebook second edition,

When following the pull-through trip and you have been unfortunate enough to descent the wrong pot, do not fret. Simply coil the rope neatly, place one?s head between one?s legs and kiss one?s ass goodbye.

 

[Pegasus]

Bump 

 

[Alex]

Bump 

I don't get it

I think mine must be

'I can't believe I got roped into this'.

 

[Goydenman]

Reads guidebook: Ensure you only do the pull through on the dry pitch as the wet one is a dead end

 

[zaphod79]

Divided by 8 carry the 2, yes this rope is has been sufficiently wetted now to use with a stop

 

[Ian Ball]

"Derbyshire mud, turns white rope yellow despite intense washing."

"Right leg says pvc suit appreciated"

 

[seddon]

Cavers - so macho they never use umbrellas.

 

[DaveHaigh]

WIN A COPY OF ADVENTURES UNDERGROUND

By Dave Haigh & John Cordingley

A 'must have' for all cavers' bookshelves 

An excellent review here: http://ukcaving.com/board/index.php?topic=22001.0

CAPTION COMPETITION!!

Closing date 10pm Monday 12th June, winner to be chosen by me 

Good luck!!

Many thanks to Dave Haigh & Jon Cordingley for the copy of the book, Inglesport for 'Caver Post' and Chris Higgins for the excellent photograph http://chrishigginsphoto.com/ 








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[DaveHaigh]

Note to diary "burn my copy of Adventures Underground - this is crap!"

 

[DaveHaigh]

"Dear diary - wish I was sat by a warm fire with a hot toddy reading Adventures Underground"

 

[paul]

"I must not criticise Fred's rigging."
"I must not criticise Fred's rigging."
"I must not criticise Fred's rigging."
"I must not criticise Fred's rigging."

Sigh - only another 96 lines to go...

 

[Ian Ball]

The temporary pitch head dam may have given way.

 

[martinb]

Dear COPD,

The guidebook is wrong, the entrance pitch is VERY damp.

 

[ZombieCake]

Roy Hattersley explains his political views following the MORI pollster's questions one dark evening ....

 

[JasonC]

Snuff-taking back in fashion following indoor smoking ban: new recommendation for protective clothing