Author Topic: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?  (Read 1001 times)

Offline PeteHall

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Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« on: May 28, 2020, 03:29:42 pm »
Well probably not actually, but it made me laugh  ;D

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52810220

I wonder if the protective shield could be extended to cover Mendip, which is renowned for it's dangerously strong mobile coverage. Could even get some boosters installed down the caves in case the 5G networks are forced underground :lol:
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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2020, 03:52:23 pm »
Read the reviews, had a good laugh  :lol: https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/5gbioshield.com

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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2020, 03:57:52 pm »
"And she rejected the suggestion selling a £5 product for more than £300 was unreasonable." ('she' being one of the people behind this scam)

I guess that tells you all you need to know.

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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2020, 04:15:38 pm »
If I buy one of these:
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/32GB-Flash-Drive-Pendrive-Crystal-USB-Personalized-Gift-Custom-Glass-Studio-LOGO/193085987993?

and add my own "holographic nano-layer catalyser" (ie a sticker), will I get the same protection against the 5G death rays?

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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2020, 04:48:51 pm »
All very amusing, but read:
"Wish I lived in Glastonbury they are asking if the company behind it can install a full shield to protect the whole town (league of gentlemen). Wish I was joking about that last part!"

So who will be paying for this sh*t, Council Tax payers of course.
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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2020, 05:28:46 pm »
It is a trifle worrying that the voters of Glastonbury have elected someone to their council who believes this sort of stuff.

By the way, is it true that Mr Fellows is adding holographic nano-layer catalysers to his new lamps to improve the battery life on full power?
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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2020, 05:46:03 pm »
"And she rejected the suggestion selling a £5 product for more than £300 was unreasonable." ('she' being one of the people behind this scam)

I guess that tells you all you need to know.

it's almost like she knows that she's preying upon the mentally lacking   :wall:

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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2020, 06:12:36 pm »
Trading Standards are now closing in on them

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-52810220

Same webpage as original link but updated
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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2020, 07:07:58 pm »
Will it aslo cancel out the ley lines...?

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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2020, 07:23:20 pm »
This is cheaper and probably effective:



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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2020, 08:07:04 pm »
One of my former practice partners who shall remain nameless promoted indirectly a product that was supposed to negate  geopathic stress (http://www.helios3.com/geopathic-stress.html) (a sample web site). As far as I could see it was a black box with a nice red LED on it. He got shirty when I asked it I could get my bro in law a BT engineer to take a look at it. But then he was into Bach Flower Remedies too.

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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2020, 09:04:18 pm »
The whole "New Age" movement shows that there are a lot of people with more money than sense, but things like this just prove how much more money than sense. The thing I always wonder is that if the people that buy these are so idiotic and gullible, how come they've got the money in the first place? :-\
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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2020, 09:20:04 pm »
For an extra £99 you could get a Strutter Bubble. Don't follow link if of nervous disposition or are easily offended.

[Edit]. Ah except it's embedded it. Ah well, click Play at own risk.

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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2020, 09:27:04 pm »
Shouldn't have a point on a tinfoil hat as it acts like an aerial and attracts the CIA's mind control waves.  Need to use at least three layers of Turkey Bacofoil (thicker and stronger so blocks waves better) on a flat or curved surface to help reflect them.

I can flog you some made up, err I mean carefully researched, designs, with free magic beans for a very unreasonable price ;D  Remember you're not paranoid, they are after you  :o  ;D

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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2020, 10:40:47 pm »
The whole "New Age" movement shows that there are a lot of people with more money than sense, but things like this just prove how much more money than sense. The thing I always wonder is that if the people that buy these are so idiotic and gullible, how come they've got the money in the first place? :-\

That is a very good point. If a fool and his money are easily parted, where does the fool get his money from in the first place.
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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #15 on: May 28, 2020, 11:21:43 pm »
Their dad gave it to them, usually. They just don't mention it in polite company. They're that smart at least.

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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #16 on: May 29, 2020, 09:07:33 pm »
I think 'fair play' to the snake-oil purveyor. If people are so stupid as to give you £300 for something that doesn't work, good on you!

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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #17 on: May 29, 2020, 09:17:48 pm »
I guess it's a bit like the 'X-Ray Specs' and 'Sea Monkeys' that you used to be able to order from Marvel Comics. I did order both in my teenage years and was bitterly disappointed to find my Sea Monkeys were just some manic and very tiny shrimps, and that my X-Ray specs neither saw through ladies' clothing nor the back of my hand - despite the very convincing advertisement. The Sea Monkeys even had a castle in that!

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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2020, 11:11:01 am »
I think 'fair play' to the snake-oil purveyor. If people are so stupid as to give you £300 for something that doesn't work, good on you!

Chris.

Consumers need to be protected, where do you draw the line. this is clearly nonsense, however, vulnerable people will buy into this.

It also spreads misinformation, a selection of people think that 5G is the cause of the coronavirus, and therefore think that social distancing doesn't matter, causing further spread of the virus. This is just one example and there will be others.

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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2020, 01:48:33 pm »
Shouldn't have a point on a tinfoil hat as it acts like an aerial and attracts the CIA's mind control waves.  Need to use at least three layers of Turkey Bacofoil (thicker and stronger so blocks waves better) on a flat or curved surface to help reflect them.

I can flog you some made up, err I mean carefully researched, designs, with free magic beans for a very unreasonable price ;D  Remember you're not paranoid, they are after you  :o  ;D

"Tin" foil was changed from tin to aluminium many years ago. Tin foil hats work as advertised. Aluminium foil actually enhances the Illuminati mind control rays and concentrate them on the brain underneath.
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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2020, 02:09:41 pm »
Metal foil hats are way out of date....

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Re: Glastonbury to be protected from harmful 5G?
« Reply #21 on: May 30, 2020, 02:40:56 pm »
Shouldn't have a point on a tinfoil hat as it acts like an aerial and attracts the CIA's mind control waves.  Need to use at least three layers of Turkey Bacofoil (thicker and stronger so blocks waves better) on a flat or curved surface to help reflect them.

I can flog you some made up, err I mean carefully researched, designs, with free magic beans for a very unreasonable price ;D  Remember you're not paranoid, they are after you  :o  ;D

"Tin" foil was changed from tin to aluminium many years ago. Tin foil hats work as advertised. Aluminium foil actually enhances the Illuminati mind control rays and concentrate them on the brain underneath.
Wake up sheeple!

These hats are not a joke!
They work in the same way as does a microwave oven.
The dimensions of the oven are such that standing waves are set up, greatly increasing the energy density in the oven.
When a wearer of this hat uses a mobile phone the rays bounce around inside the hat in the same way as the microwaves in an oven.
We have all seen how little influence the user of a phone has over their movements under normal circumstances.
If you see someone  wearing one of these hats and using a mobile you should not approach them – their brains will have the reasoning ability of a warmed up korma.

 

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