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The Badger
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I'm new to caving. I have a torch and a hard hat and was wonding if there any caves in the Mendip Hills?
cap n chris
Well-known member
Sad to say, but there are no caves of any significance in the Mendip Hills. For proper caves you need to go to Devon or the Forest of Dean, neither of which are easy to reach unless you own a car, pony & trap or pogo stick. If you are lucky enough to own all three, then you're too rich to take up caving anyways and you should take up golf instead. Most golf courses have more holes than any of the caving regions in Britain.
Good luck on your quest, Badgersarse!
Good luck on your quest, Badgersarse!
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The Badger
Guest
Thats very sad to hear. Luckily I still haven't opened the Corn Flakes that contain my new torch so I guess I can take them back and change them for Alpen instead - phew a close shave indeed.
...do golf clubs come in different sizes?
...do golf clubs come in different sizes?
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The Badger
Guest
'...they' can me Peter Pan and well it depends on how close I am. Does size matter?
Stupot
Active member
You will love it Mr Badger, a nice gentle stroll down the streamway with myself and an old person who never does his helmet up, no cornish piskie as he has been deported back to Cornwall for stealing healing stones :spank:
Only a few small ducts ............
Fancy it then.
Stu
PS. You may have to do a little work at the end :doubt:
Only a few small ducts ............
Fancy it then.
Stu
PS. You may have to do a little work at the end :doubt:
cap n chris
Well-known member
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The Badger
Guest
Stupot said:
Thats sounds a little reckless. Do they let old people go caving?
Stupot
Active member
Not normally as obviously they can be a hazard with their zimmer frames in tight rifts, and on several occasions MRO have had to free them from snagged piss sacks 
They allow this certain old person caving because apparently (rumour has it) that he is MRO, but then more importantly should the MRO allow old people ?
Stu.
They allow this certain old person caving because apparently (rumour has it) that he is MRO, but then more importantly should the MRO allow old people ?
Stu.
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The Badger
Guest
....like Godfrey from Dads Army?
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The Masked Hobit
Guest
Stupot said:
Very controversial, but valid
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The Masked Hobit
Guest
The Badger said:
I trust you're not making a connection between 'Dads Army' and the MRO?
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The Badger
Guest
What's Swildons 4 ?
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The Masked Hobit
Guest
The Badger said:
the bit between 3 and 5...idiot!
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The Badger
Guest
The Badger said:
the bit between 3 and 5...idiot!
thats a bit harsh...fnuk whit!
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The Masked Hobit
Guest
I'll have you - come on, outside!
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