Young Master Robert,
You may recall that me giving you and your chums permission to explore that new cave in Top Swallet Plantation was on the express understanding that it remained secret until such time that you had managed to source a suitable gate to secure said labyrynth. (I believe this gate was to be sourced from somewhere in South Wales?).
Anyhow, after being promised as to your continuing ccommitment to the ongoing secretive nature of the cave, you will understand my suprise at seeing you have posted a picture of the formation known as 'Mi-Lady's secret curtains' from the breakthrough series after the third pitch.
I have now other alternative but to seek a superinjunction against you and your resulting photography based antics. Say goodbye that Descent cover set you so dearly had your sites on.
You will be hearing from my people in the morning.