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Misbecaving

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thank you to a kind fan who sent this over
 

Misbecaving

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cap n chris:

Eey up, captain, we might have found something to agree on 🤣.
What the blimey did you just bloomin' say about me, you little muppet? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the British Caving Association, and I've been involved in numerous secret descents into the Mendip Hills, and I have over 300 confirmed cave explorations.
I am trained in underground warfare and I'm the top speleologist in the entire UK. You are nothing to me but just another patch of wet limestone. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words.
You think you can get away with saying that drivel to me over the Internet? Think again, wanker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cavers across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your caving career. You're bloody done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can find you in over seven hundred caves, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in solo cave diving, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the British Cave Rescue Council and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little bugger. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blarney tongue.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you daft git. I will sling shite all over you and you will drown in it. You're bloody done, mate.

(sarcasm BTW)
 

Samouse1

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What the blimey did you just bloomin' say about me, you little muppet? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the British Caving Association, and I've been involved in numerous secret descents into the Mendip Hills, and I have over 300 confirmed cave explorations.
I am trained in underground warfare and I'm the top speleologist in the entire UK. You are nothing to me but just another patch of wet limestone. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words.
You think you can get away with saying that drivel to me over the Internet? Think again, wanker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cavers across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your caving career. You're bloody done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can find you in over seven hundred caves, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in solo cave diving, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the British Cave Rescue Council and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little bugger. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blarney tongue.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you daft git. I will sling shite all over you and you will drown in it. You're bloody done, mate.

(sarcasm BTW)
This may be my favourite post on this website
 
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