"Until this afternoon, whatever lies round that bend has been as remote as the headwaters of the Amazon, as remote as the last uncharted Himalayan peak. Man has set foot on the moon, but here no scientific equipment has ever probed, no satellite has ever scanned. Yet this is England, on a September afternoon, quarter of a mile from the layby where you left the car and half an hour's drive from home.
You are about to enter the unknown..."
- Memoirs of a Moldywarp by Pete Ryder