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badger said:being asked where the changing rooms are.
Yeah, I remember a posh bird at the side of the road on Mendip asking where the loo was, just as the Hunt came down the road. :twisted:
badger said:being asked where the changing rooms are.
How about people being told to bring a complete change of clothes for after and turning up in the van in their caving clothes, nothing else with them.
Make em sit in the pub in thare pants, thats whats schools used to do!
Dave H said:A group of us were walking over to Swildons one day, when one of the guys became desperate for a dump. :? He ran over to the wall and dropped his oversuit etc. and did the dastardly deed. Just as he was finishing off a another group appeared over the horizon and he hurriedly pulled back on his gear. He stunk all the way down to the sump and back out again. :x Only when he removed his oversuit did we realise that he had managed to cr*p on the collar and in his hurry to pull the gear on it had fallen/run down his back. He now has an enforced toilet ritual before each trip :twisted:
SamT said:I can guess who that was - I am going to recommend he starts taking a pocket full of poo sacks in on trips - either that or a darren drum half full of lime (which is actually not a bad idea on long trips/expeditions come to think of it).
dont know who that would be.... I dont think the pub would take kindly to me sat in ma pants. Atleast I'm not carrying around little bags of poo like these cavers! I guess they do double up as hand warmers, you just dont want the bag to split.Lincolnshire poacher said:Rachel wrote:Darkplaces then said:How about people being told to bring a complete change of clothes for after and turning up in the van in their caving clothes, nothing else with them.....or how abouts taking a bin bag to sit on in the Quarrymans after not putting you caving suit on and getting very muddy! :wink:Make em sit in the pub in thare pants, thats whats schools used to do!
Oh yeah thanks Mr Peter for returning us to the topic known as 'It never ceases to amaze me.....'..Peter Burgess said:And what bit of "please do not touch the stalactites" don't you understand?