Visited The Peak Inn after a trip to the D's Arse a couple of years back - it made the Hunters' Lodge look futuristic and there was nothing to read while waiting for my pint to settle.
I read some of the Castleton & District phone book to while away the time a bit.
Although the format is Surname, Initial (in capitals), did you know that "Spencer, R" is written incorrectly as "Spencer, r" - you just can't get staff who can type anymore!
The others who were with me at the time just gave me a funny look when I remarked upon this.