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cap n chris

Well-known member
"...I thrashed around to try to free myself. This was a serious mistake because my carbide light fell off my helmet and down into the rift. I could see it below me in a slot only a few inches wide; out of reach of my present position. Then the flame went out. I told myself not to panic, lie still and think things through. A logical analysis of my plight was required. I itemised the good and bad points of my situation and came up with something along these lines.

BAD POINTS:
1. I am badly stuck.
2. It is totally dark.
3. I am off route.
4. I am on my own.
5. I'm feeling exhausted.
6. Come to think of it, since stopping moving, I 'm feeling rather cold.
7. Six bad points is enough for now... let's move on to the good points.

GOOD POINTS:
1. Tony will call out the rescue team if I do not turn up at his place after another 24 hours or so.
2. I can move upwards and downwards for as much as three inches.
3. That seems to be about it for the good points."...
Dave Yeandle, `Solo through Dowber Gill'.


"...`Would you mind shining your light over here please? When you kicked me in the face you knocked off my glasses as well as my helmet'. His restraint was remarkable." J.K. Pitts: August 1950


"...it's got everything you love about Mendip and occasionally bits where you can stand up..."
Geoff Ballard's atttempt to interest Sparrow, Rowland, Torbett & Binding into visiting Ogof Carno, S. Wales.


"...the owner hurried to Priddy and, to his amazement, found his dog. The poor creature's paws were raw and the skin was almost flayed from its body. There can be no doubt that the animal had found its way through underground pasages from one side of the range of hills to the other".
Adventures Underground, T.C. Bridges, 1937.


"...the earthy smell of moist limestone serves to emphasize the cold indifference of the cave towards its visitors".
- David Heap (Potholing) - possibly where the League of Gentlemen got some of the schpiel for their "Cave Guide" in Stump Cross Cavern.


"...his lamp had gone out and his matches were too wet to be of any use - none of which was known to those at the top of the pitch who thought he had made a safe landing and had gone off to explore".
- Peter Jackson (History of Mendip Caving)


"...Professor J.B.S. Haldane wrote in the 1940s that if there was a Bolshevik revolutionary spirit to be found in the UK it was to be found in the ranks of the Cave Diving Group. The CDG's response to this was to demote Haldane to non-diving status with the excuse that his oxygen tolerance was questionable".
Cave Diving: The CDG Manual. Various authors; 1990.
 

cap n chris

Well-known member
"A Rock And A Hard Place is probably the best caving video I've ever seen.... I'm not ashamed to admit that I was one of those reaching for the tissues during our screening". National Speleological Society (USA) film critic.
 
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darkplaces

Guest
Quote from someone who had just used his hand as a breaking device on a rope and landed square on the ground; Having just decended 60ft too rappidly.

"At least it isnt my wanking hand..."

- Shall remain Anon (wasnt me, I'm I allowed to say that word on the forum?)
 
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Melanie lloyd

Guest
"... Go on Mel, go on... you can do it, i'll catch you........OOPS! .... Are you ok?.."

Andy S ( Swildons 2004 )
 

Andy Sparrow

Active member
"Just push in the red handle to go down and don't worry it's completely safe!"

- Various caving leaders over the last 20 years.
 
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andymorgan

Guest
I remembered this comment Hebden made a while ago.

Hebden and Chris Castle were talking about the dig

Castle "we need to do a bit of blasting"

Hebden "I'd like to see that"

Castle " well it would be the last thing you ever see"
 
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cucc Paul

Guest
CUCC digging in south wales... Came in at the bottom of a boulder choke..... in a confined passage.

Loud Crash

Paul : ian you ok....

Ian: Um im not to sure really, a boulder just rolled down my scaff bar and twated me on the head.... Slight pause.... Oh theres a fridge size boulder periously balanced above my head.

Rhys : Ian i told you headbutting the boulders out the way is not a good plan.

Matt : lol that was so funny to watch
 
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