I hate Ultimate Caving.
Of course I greatly enjoyed it and telling my non-caving friends which bits I'd done, and saying things like "Oh look, someone's put a floodlight in the sump, you don't see that very often" and pooh-poohing Kate Humble: "Don't worry dear, if you had 36D's they'd squash down, it's only solid bone that gets stuck" and "Yes it's a wet cave but it was wetter than that just last week".
BUT...
Their reaction was like the obnoxious Pisshead. "Complete waste of time! Why should taxpayer's money be wasted rescuing people who do pointless things like that?" This from friends who have previously been politely interested in my strange underground habits. It would, of course, have been idle to point out mere facts about CR, the program had already done its intended damage.
And like Andy, I hated the choppy editing which completely ruined the integrity of Swildon's streamway. But, then, it wasn't supposed to be about caving, it was about something the media have invented called ultimate sport. What a pity it's so artificial that it needs a fictititious cave, the real thing is not good enough.
For all that, it was a good watch and Kate Humble managed to remain looking sweet throughout, unlike the terrified wretches in the other programs in the series
One up for caving then.