Sod lockdown I'm caving

[thehungrytroglobite]

During lockdown I'll have much more time on my hands to go caving.  My elderly uncle has always wanted to go on an easy trip so I thought I might take him to Yordas.  That's if the care home will let me take him out of course.  My niece wants to joins us but she is only recently back from a rave in France and she'll need to get over that nasty cough first.

That's a coincidence - we're having a rave in Yordas next weekend - we've got some amazing DJs.  Tell your niece to bring her friends 

Oh excellent, can me and my friends come too? We had a great party in Giants last week and can teach you all how to spray blue arrows onto the rocks, so you don't get lost, as well as spray all of your names on the rock so that everyone who goes inside after you knows who you are

 

[StealthYak]

I've got a well in my garden. If I pump it out would it be classed as a mine?

If it's in your garden surely it's already yours ?

 

[Pegasus]

I'm organising a party, however to avoid the fines only inviting 14 people....

 

[Stu]

I'm organising a party, however to avoid the fines only inviting 14 people....

Avoiding the higher fine... 😉

 

[mikem]

1 in 50 supposedly infected, so there's a chance you won't spread it around (caving would be safer...)