STOLEN - Bertie Bat

[tony from suffolk]

V Good ransom demand  , just feel a little sorry, 'not'  for the two fat blokes in the balaclavas when the BEC ladies get their hands on them.  :thumbsdown: 

OK, I confess. Let the naughty BEC ladies do what they wish... :alien:

 

[Rhys]

"And our fifth demand is that you admit that most of your lady members have no sense of humour"

LOL

 

[Local Bloke]

Living Dangerous

Never, ever piss of a BEC girlie,

If they have any sense I would return it and retain my anonimity. You can then always confess in 10 years time in Tavs next book.

 

[busty_caver]

Henry Bennett and Ben Selway made the Bertie for the BEC.  I personally don't think many people give a toss but I know Ben and Henry do.  Good video and a lot of time put into it.  Thought something like this must have been up given normal things pinched are held to ransom straight away and not 2 weeks later.

1) we know who took it had a van
2) We know you cut the wires securing it the week before it was pinched
3) we have CCTV in the club car park
4) I don't give a toss who has it.

Hannah

 

[busty_caver]

P.S. I think that it is Chris and Carmen in the video... correct build and size of person.  Bat most likely local still... BEC keep your eyes out for him.

Well done good video. x

 

[menacer]

P.S. I think that it is Chris and Carmen in the video...

...id have been too worried that  my One eye might have given me away.... 

 

[Local Bloke]

Henry Bennett and Ben Selway made the Bertie for the BEC.  I personally don't think many people give a toss but I know Ben and Henry do.  Good video and a lot of time put into it.  Thought something like this must have been up given normal things pinched are held to ransom straight away and not 2 weeks later.

1) we know who took it had a van

WELL THAT NARROWS IT DOWN TO HALF OF MENDIP

2) We know you cut the wires securing it the week before it was pinched

WHY WERE THEY NOT REPAIRED, SURELY A HOT POLITICAL PATATOE AT THE MEXT COMMITTEE MEETING.

3) we have CCTV in the club car park

OBVIOUSLY NOT WORKING OR THE SAID 1) WOULD HAVE BEEN ANSWERED.

4) I don't give a toss who has it.

CUT OFF HIS HEAD


Hannah

 

[cap n chris]

Received this email from the kidnappers today:

We are waiting for our demands to be met.

Short, no frills.

 

[Darkstar]

Hang in there Bertie!

We are the BEC.  We will find you and exact a terrible revenge on your captors.

 

[exsumper]

Surely that should be truly terrible, ghastly and completely disproportionate Fay?. I hear that Estelle's stropping the razor as I write

 

[Darkstar]

Completely disproportionate is right Alex.  Never mess with a club whose motto is "Everything to Excess" 

 

[mikem]

You should see what Faye does to people who mis-spell her name 

Mike

 

[graham]

You should see what Faye does to people who mis-spell her name 

Mike

Give them big sloppy kisses? 

Either way we'll find out 'cos you and Alex spelt it differently.

And she didn't comment on that to Alex ...

 

[j4nny]

Lots of words ? not allot of action - Come on then BEC, show us what you got.

Are you going to meet the demands? :read:

Do you know who it is?  :-\

Could Bertie be gone for ever? 

Do you really like spritzers?!?!  :tease:

p.s. Just for the record ? I do not know the answer to any of the above 

 

[Bob Smith]

You should see what Faye does to people who mis-spell her name 

Mike

I imagine she'll do something nasty to their tackle (maybe stamp it "property of the BEC"  :blink

 

[Local Bloke]

A recipe incase you do need a spritzer

Bul (Cuban Beer Spritzer)

Ingredients:
3 cups beer (pilsner)
3 cups ginger ale
1/2 cup sugar, or to taste
4 limes, juiced
2 cup crushed ice

or in laymans terms a posh shandy

 

[mrodoc]

Things i have learnt today: fake sunflower seeds are bad for your health in large numbers and I know now who Darkstar is. Has she still got that cheque?

 

[Stupot]

Just found this...............

Mendipshire News

Stu.

 

[cap n chris]

Impressive and amusing.

BTW, Stu, who did you get to do the typing for you? ;-)

P.S. It wasn't me who stole the bat-thingy.

 

[Slug]

All these denials Chris, yet you seem to be all over this mysery.... could it be that you are sone kind of decoy,,,,Un hareng rouge  ?

Though Captain Jack probably aint got the balls to pull this one off.