STOLEN - Bertie Bat

cap n chris

Well-known member
I think it's a set-up. Someone's trying to make me look bad. This is a major improvement, however, from my usual state of distilled evil. It's kind of a backhanded compliment, I guess. Anyway. I'm Spartacus.
 

Slug

Member
graham said:
cap 'n chris said:
Anyway. I'm Spartacus.

Does that mean that Menacer will be played by Lucy Lawless in the film version?  :eek:



Don't know about that bit Graham.... but we may get to Crucify the culprits all along the road between the Belfry and the Hunters... like our own little Appian Way.
 

mikem

Well-known member
He's already looking in to it!

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Mike
 

exsumper

New member
Love the mini appian way idea slug (y) is that before we raze their hut to the ground, carry off their women and sow  their ground with salt or after? It must be co-ordinated properly, Should we call a club EGM?
 

Slug

Member
It'll have to be decided at an E.G.M. Alex....I was merely postulating that if Chris wants to liken Himself to Spartacus, then he should dealt with, along with any followers in a like manner,,, the 6000 captives that were not slaughtered during the battle with Crassus were crucified as a warning to others not to F*** with the Empire.

"Best thing the Romans ever did for us.    Nail 'em up I say!,  Nail some sense into 'em!"
 

Slug

Member
  Fair Comment Mark.......... He's involved somewhere aling the line.....though as I speculated yesterday,
  "All these denials Chris, yet you seem to be all over this mysery.... could it be that you are sone kind of decoy,,,,Un hareng rouge  ?"

or Agent Provocoteur ?.

Either way, this has (is) been very well played......though had the Ransome demands been more reasonable, say a donation to the M.R.O.,,, sorry M.C.R.,, they would have probably been, no doubt met.

Usually in this sort of thing, a dialogue would have been established by now, and terms, better to both parties would have been worked out...this is more Thatcher/I.R.A. than Hume/Addams right now.
 

Slug

Member
I would, now that Al Feheyed has sold it.. :LOL:

No Bob, the point I was making was that Thatcher refused to even countenance establishing a dialogue with the I.R.A., under any circumstances, and the killing just went on and on.

Once the old boot was gone,  John Hume and Gerry Addams were able to start talks that eventually led to the Good Friday Agreement, that then ended the troubles.

As things stand with the Bat, the terms laid down, by the "Kidnappers" are, deliberately un-meetable, therefor, a contact should be made with them ( Via a neutral intertmediary) to establish NEW terms that would be beneficial to both parties , say some form of funding arrangement/donation for the MCR.

NOTE: this is speculation, I don't speak for the whole club, I'm merely putting forward alternative options.
 

cap n chris

Well-known member
Slug, the kidnappers have already made contact via a neutral intermediary; they did so via email (anonymously, via a gmail account) and their message and video was posted here as a result. If you wish to deal with them directly (and assuming they don't disagree) I can forward you the email address if you are the BEC's spokesperson dealing with this present situation.
 

Slug

Member
Doubtful...

A B.E.C. Member WAS kidnapped, for real, back in the 80's, by Philipino Guerillas, but released a few weeks later, unharmed.

The consensus of opinion within the club was that :
He'd Eaten all their food,
Drank all their Beer,
Smoked all their weed, and
Shagged all their women,
and they got fed up with it, so let him go.

Terrorists can now suffer from Smart's syndrome. :LOL:
 

graham

New member
Slug said:
Doubtful...

A B.E.C. Member WAS kidnapped, for real, back in the 80's, by Philipino Guerillas, but released a few weeks later, unharmed.

The consensus of opinion within the club was that :
He'd Eaten all their food,
Drank all their Beer,
Smoked all their weed, and
Shagged all their women,
and they got fed up with it, so let him go.

Terrorists can now suffer from Smart's syndrome. :LOL:

Bet he hadn't shagged all their women. ;)
 
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