What is Moonmilk?

[ditzy 24//7]

somehow i think the answer would be no although suncream insted of moonmilk could become handy what you think?

 

[Peter Burgess]

Very good - so moonmilk will protect me from moonburn then?

 

[ditzy 24//7]

could possibly never no maybe someone should go up to the moon with some and test it although how would you get a moonburn?

 

[Peter Burgess]

Cool - I look forwards to it. Newsletter content?

Yes. Non-technical lazy cavers write-up on the way.

 

[Peter Burgess]

Could possibly never know. Maybe someone should go up to the moon with some and test it although how would you get a moonburn?

I'll pop over there lunchtime tomorrow and let you know.

 

[ditzy 24//7]

is it even possible to get to the moon in under 24 hours?
what about the way your gonna travel lol

 

[Peter Burgess]

I'll just keep my finger on the button in the office lift.

 

[Dep]

could possibly never no maybe someone should go up to the moon with some and test it although how would you get a moonburn?

Same as you get sunburn.
Take off clothes lay under sun all day - get sunburn...
So it follows that...
Take off clothes lay under moon all night - get moonburn...

Seriously though:
The moon shines as it reflects the sunlight, so moonlight _is_ sunlight.
If you go out under a full moon you need to be careful - moonburn is a reality for people with very fair skin.
The only reason we don't see it more often is that few people go out under a full moon as it is night-time and they are in bed. Only blondes need to worry about this.

 

[ditzy 24//7]

really i thought moonburn was a joke

 

[Les W]

really i thought moonburn was a joke

Ditzy, are you a blonde?

 

[Dep]

Actually, joking aside, if you really did go to the moon then you would have a real problem avoiding genuine and very severe SUNburn - there is no atmosphere on the moon to protect you.
Quite apart from the UV damage to your skin, standing out in the open in direct sunlight you will eventually burn up.
Those big backpacks you see the Apollo astronauts with aren't just air tanks but refrigeration units too.

 

[ditzy 24//7]

well my natural hair cullour was mousie blond till i dyed it black now its light brown though im having it highlighted blonde on wednesday why ?

 

[ditzy 24//7]

Actually, joking aside, if you really did go to the moon then you would have a real problem avoiding genuine and very severe SUNburn - there is no atmosphere on the moon to protect you.
Quite apart from the UV damage to your skin, standing out in the open in direct sunlight you will eventually burn up.
Those big backpacks you see the Apollo astronauts with aren't just air tanks but refrigeration units too.

wouldnt you die from there being no oxygen first?

 

[Peter Burgess]

Ditzy, will you stop stringing Dep along like this.....

 

[Dep]

Actually, joking aside, if you really did go to the moon then you would have a real problem avoiding genuine and very severe SUNburn - there is no atmosphere on the moon to protect you.
Quite apart from the UV damage to your skin, standing out in the open in direct sunlight you will eventually burn up.
Those big backpacks you see the Apollo astronauts with aren't just air tanks but refrigeration units too.

wouldnt you die from there being no oxygen first?

Probably not...
The complete lack of any atmosphere means you'd probably burst and the water in your body would boil away and so you would die from sudden and extreme decompression long before you asphixiated.
Lack of oxygen is the least of your worries...

However it feel it only fair to add that in all hypothetical journeys to unreachable places it is always assumed that you have the required equipment - thus we can assume that when Peter sneaks out of the office in his lunch-break tomorrow he will be wearing a space suit.
To do otherwise would be just plain irresponsible!

...and let's hope his space-suit isn't as old and 'reliable' as his Oldham!

 

[Peter Burgess]

Actually, joking aside, if you really did go to the moon then you would have a real problem avoiding genuine and very severe SUNburn - there is no atmosphere on the moon to protect you.
Quite apart from the UV damage to your skin, standing out in the open in direct sunlight you will eventually burn up.
Those big backpacks you see the Apollo astronauts with aren't just air tanks but refrigeration units too.

wouldnt you die from there being no oxygen first?

Probably not...
The complete lack of any atmosphere means you'd probably burst and the water in your body would boil away and so you would die from sudden and extreme decompression long before you asphixiated.
Lack of oxygen is the least of your worries...

However it feel it only fair to add that in all hypothetical journeys to unreachable places it is always assumed that you have the required equipment - thus we can assume that when Peter sneaks out of the office in his lunch-break tomorrow he will be wearing a space suit.
To do otherwise would be just plain irresponsible!

...and let's hope his space-suit isn't as old and 'reliable' as his Oldham!

Or your website, even.

 

[Les W]

Actually, joking aside, if you really did go to the moon then you would have a real problem avoiding genuine and very severe SUNburn - there is no atmosphere on the moon to protect you.
Quite apart from the UV damage to your skin, standing out in the open in direct sunlight you will eventually burn up.
Those big backpacks you see the Apollo astronauts with aren't just air tanks but refrigeration units too.

wouldnt you die from there being no oxygen first?

Probably not...
The complete lack of any atmosphere means you'd probably burst and the water in your body would boil away and so you would die from sudden and extreme decompression long before you asphixiated.
Lack of oxygen is the least of your worries...

However it feel it only fair to add that in all hypothetical journeys to unreachable places it is always assumed that you have the required equipment - thus we can assume that when Peter sneaks out of the office in his lunch-break tomorrow he will be wearing a space suit.
To do otherwise would be just plain irresponsible!

...and let's hope his space-suit isn't as old and 'reliable' as his Oldham!

But if Peter IS wearing a space suit then he won't need to worry about sunburn. 

 

[Peter Burgess]

Actually, joking aside, if you really did go to the moon then you would have a real problem avoiding genuine and very severe SUNburn - there is no atmosphere on the moon to protect you.
Quite apart from the UV damage to your skin, standing out in the open in direct sunlight you will eventually burn up.
Those big backpacks you see the Apollo astronauts with aren't just air tanks but refrigeration units too.

wouldnt you die from there being no oxygen first?

Probably not...
The complete lack of any atmosphere means you'd probably burst and the water in your body would boil away and so you would die from sudden and extreme decompression long before you asphixiated.
Lack of oxygen is the least of your worries...

However it feel it only fair to add that in all hypothetical journeys to unreachable places it is always assumed that you have the required equipment - thus we can assume that when Peter sneaks out of the office in his lunch-break tomorrow he will be wearing a space suit.
To do otherwise would be just plain irresponsible!

...and let's hope his space-suit isn't as old and 'reliable' as his Oldham!

But if Peter IS wearing a space suit then he won't need to worry about sunburn. 

And I'd have to be careful what I'd been eating in the hours beforehand.

 

[Peter Burgess]

Can someone explain what this has got to do with white substances on cave walls?

It is more entertaining though.

 

[Dep]

Or your website, even.

Cheeky sod!
Actually it's those twats who call themselves web-hosts. Houston - we got a problem

I should also point out that I have a perfectly functioning second copy of the club website here on my PC - except it's not set up for sendmail.