You say tomato, I say pomato

[T pot 2]

Its not that tight ! 

 

[Fulk]

It's a nice, clean-washed passage.

 

[mik starr]

Classics
It's not far.
I know exactly where it is.
I know the route.
and the favorite
Its not wet.

I know a short cut!

 

[chunky]

Another sentence that brings on a sense of dread whenever I hear someone grunt it from around a corner...
...Oh I'd forgotten about this bit  :chair:

 

[Cookie]

"There's no crawling"  :

 

[Inferus]

It has a "little bit" of challenge.
It's only knee deep, as I suddenly find myself singing soprano.
It gets bigger.
There's plenty of decent holds..

 

[Laurie]

This lamp's good for 8 hours.....

 

[Les W]

"There's no crawling"  :

LOL...  :-\

 

[Pegasus]

'How much longer before we're out?'

'20 minutes'

25 minutes later - 'How much longer before we're out?'

'20 minutes'

I fall for it every time......

 

[bograt]

"Daylight just round the next bend"----

"You can do it, no problem" ??

"Just tuck your right ankle up near your left ear"--

 

[cap n chris]

"There is no mud in Spain".

 

[andys]

Inconspicuous entrance - Don't bother lookingm there is absolutely no chance you'll find it.
Dubious passage - Its probably a dead sheep you're crawling through, but you can't be certain.
Short technical section - Opportunity to hang upside down by the goolies.
Pleasant streamway - "The lifejackets are under the seat and used thus..."
Low airspace - Yes, if you try, then you CAN breath the foam on the surface.
Letterbox - Practice section for entering bank vault.
Exposed climb - Can't be done irrespective of whether you're clothed or unclothed.
Airy stance - Opportunity to fill wellies from within oversuit.
Well decorated - You deserve a medal for getting thus far.
Awkward manoeuvre - Impossible if you don't work in a circus.
Flat out - Throttle pushed fully to the floor, but you still don't go anywhere.
Mendip cave - All of the above with the addition of copious mud.
Escape route - M5 followed by M6.

 

[Fulk]

The deviation's easy to reach.

It's a bit awkward to get off the fourth pitch.

We'll be out in time for a pint.

 

[Filter]

"It's a quick trip"
"We'll only be in there 2-3 hours"

 

[tony from suffolk]

"No worries, been in here lots of times..."
"Well, Fred's been through. Apparently..."
"Don't look down, just go for it..."
"Couple -a quick tugs & you're through"

 

[nearlywhite]

"It's a quick trip"
"We'll only be in there 2-3 hours"

Oxlow is a quick trip, just certain clubs push the 2-3 hours to 8 sometimes...

My favourite is 'more muddy than you can comprehend'

It's still an understatement in OHA!

 

[Brains]

Its dry and dusty...

 

[Fulk]

The dig's about to go.

 

[Laurie]

The dig's about to go.

Quote from 3 years ago.........

 

[Mike Wood]

"I don't remember this"