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Funny joke for a dull monday
« on: April 18, 2005, 08:04:54 pm »
One to take away those Monday Blues..............

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath.
One of them was washing her private area and noticed
that there was a slight response on the monitor when
she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough
there was sizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened,
telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little
oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the
coma."
The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that
they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband
finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a
few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse,
no heart rate.  The nurses run back into the room.
"What happened!?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm
not sure; maybe she choked".  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

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