New Line of Safety Gear

[ZombieCake]

The Colin Furze Safety Tie is now available.  I'm sure this will allay many 'elf 'n' safety concerns. 

https://www.colinfurzeshop.com/products/safety-tie

[Badlad]

Doh!  I googled to find out who he is.  He's either a recently departed dead vicar or a crazy inventor and you tuber.  I'm guessing the latter 

[mikem]

Hi, I'm Colin Furze. I am a British plumber turned Garage Inventor ...
where the mundane becomes fascinating and the outrageous suddenly seems normal.

Being able to stand inside a Firework display is an experiance i will not forget, at times it's abit like being in a barrel while your mate bangs it with a stick...

You can't make stuff in a shed and not drink TEA.....so as leader of the shed makers I have a special mug which celebrates the calming affect of the safety tie

[Maj]

..so as leader of the shed makers I have a special mug which celebrates the calming affect of the safety tie

 
 
Would that be a "kipper tie" then?   
Or is he too far East for that? 
   
Maj. 

[mikem]

Well, you wouldn't have to worry about one of those dipping in your tea (unless you have a Petes Eats, or SportsDirect, model)!